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Song Parodies -> "Left In The Behind (The Tapeworm Rapture)"

Original Song Title:

"Far Behind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Candlebox

Parody Song Title:

"Left In The Behind (The Tapeworm Rapture)"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

A tapeworm version of the popular end-times book/movie franchise.
Now maybe
Could have listened to what they said
I ignored it anyway
I remember
In the holy book I read
All the prophets used to say
They said surely
The end shall come and all the righteous shall be
Off to glory flushed away
The hatch shall open up and all believers
Off to the better place will go

But the wicked worms who scoff and mock and think this world's their own
They soon will suffer
While the holy head for home
I never did repent for all the
Sins that I committed but now it's too late
I've been left in the behind

Now maybe
I hope that we all get another chance
To turn around someday
Now I said maybe
I hope this doesn't mean we are forever damned
To eternity in pain, oh no no no

No, no no,
I don't want the pain, I don't want to suffer

Now maybe I could have turned from my mistakes
And been raptured to the bowl
And now maybe I'd be in that lovely great
Shiny Windexed porcelain throne
We'd be resting in the throne
But the last days come, tomorrow holds
A sense of what I fear, the tribulation's nigh
This old host is gonna die
And that cold day when the judgment comes
It's a shame I'm gonna be there and face all that wrath
But I'm left in the behind

Now maybe
I hope that we all get another chance
To turn around someday
Now I said maybe
I hope this doesn't mean we are forever damned
To eternity in pain, oh no no no
No, no no,
No, no no.

Now maybe
I hope that we all get another chance
To turn around someday
Now I said maybe
I hope this doesn't mean we are forever damned
To eternity in pain

The end times have come, my friends
The beast will come to terrorize us all
All of us tapeworms
Yeah, us parasites
Parasites

Now maybe we'll get, maybe we'll
Survive this tribulation time
We've been left in the behind
Left in the behind
Left in the behind, yeah yeah yeah

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