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Song Parodies -> "Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Word Up"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cameo
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Boy
The Lyrics
Its Christmas morning around the world
Gotta see if santa got me any porno tapes of girls
Or the laptop, the dirtbike and the pontoon too
You may say my list is costly and my mommy thinks its true
Trampoline and a quad and a new go cart
Bike is broken so I need to get new parts
Get new parts, get new parts, get new parts for me now
Come on baby tell me whats today
Christmas, Santas yearly job
My gifts always make the other kids fall down and sob
Christmas, present time is here
Grap the rapping paper and give it a violent tear
Now I want a couple more boats, that can sail
My list was so big I couldn't fit it in the mail
Just in spirit he'll hear, and get my stuff
But i'm not done with my list theres no way thats enough
Want a hot tub and some latkes for breakfast now
And a new bed spread thats decorated with some cows
With some cows, with some cows, with some cows for me now
Come on baby tell me whats today
Christmas, Santas yearly job
My gifts always make the other kids fall down and sob
Christmas, present time is here
Grap the rapping paper and give it a violent tear
Christmas, Santas yearly job
My gifts always make the other kids fall down and sob
Christmas, present time is here
Grap the rapping paper and give it a violent tear
Gotta see if santa got me any porno tapes of girls
Or the laptop, the dirtbike and the pontoon too
You may say my list is costly and my mommy thinks its true
Trampoline and a quad and a new go cart
Bike is broken so I need to get new parts
Get new parts, get new parts, get new parts for me now
Come on baby tell me whats today
Christmas, Santas yearly job
My gifts always make the other kids fall down and sob
Christmas, present time is here
Grap the rapping paper and give it a violent tear
Now I want a couple more boats, that can sail
My list was so big I couldn't fit it in the mail
Just in spirit he'll hear, and get my stuff
But i'm not done with my list theres no way thats enough
Want a hot tub and some latkes for breakfast now
And a new bed spread thats decorated with some cows
With some cows, with some cows, with some cows for me now
Come on baby tell me whats today
Christmas, Santas yearly job
My gifts always make the other kids fall down and sob
Christmas, present time is here
Grap the rapping paper and give it a violent tear
Christmas, Santas yearly job
My gifts always make the other kids fall down and sob
Christmas, present time is here
Grap the rapping paper and give it a violent tear
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Mikey Boy, wow, I'm sobbing too, can ya send some of last year's gifts my way? 5's!!
Well we still gotta wait and see how this years gifts are
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