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Song Parodies -> "Caillou Loves Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Caillou Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Caillou

Parody Song Title:

"Caillou Loves Drugs"

Parody Written by:

The Bark Bark

The Lyrics

I’m just a kid who’s four
Each day I snort some more
I love cocaine, I’m Caillou

So many drugs to do
From cannabis to glue
I’ll do them all cause I’m Caillou

My world is turning upside down
My mommy and daddy are wearing a frown

Overdosing is not so tough
Shit! I just injected too much!
I’m gonna die, I’m Caillou

Caillou, Caillou
I’m Cai- *gasp*

Caillou’s Dad: Thank God he’s dead.

Caillou’s Mom: It’s amazing what can happen when I forget to take the pill.
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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 125

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Aphorism - September 01, 2014 - Report this comment
Squeaky wheel gets the grease... or the crystal meth; you know, whatever.
Elizabeth - December 10, 2014 - Report this comment
This is so funny!!!!!! I sent it to my friend and she thought so too! May you plaes make another one??!!
toni - August 23, 2017 - Report this comment
That is so freaking stupid! Thats not funny, can a child grow up to be a kid without thinking about drugs and guns. It's alot of drugs and violence going on right now without a kid being exsposed to it in kids songs. Let them be a kid while they can.
biwwy - September 21, 2018 - Report this comment
^^^ stfu this is lit
A person - January 10, 2019 - Report this comment
Funniest thing ever
yeeshayeet - March 19, 2019 - Report this comment
so fnny i laffed so hrd
Caillou - September 02, 2019 - Report this comment
I didn't know I was famous for drugs!
Xdxdxd - October 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Google.com
unknown - February 26, 2020 - Report this comment
i love this song it's my favorite i showed everyone... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
unknown human :> - February 26, 2020 - Report this comment
omg so funny i laughed so hard and i showed all my friend but the pace is erm..... okay....i guess...
anonymous - August 13, 2021 - Report this comment
Frickin' hilarious LMFAO🤣
mycah - June 02, 2022 - Report this comment
hahahaha drugs.
o_Olol - July 29, 2022 - Report this comment
So f-ing funny I fell out of my chair this was so funny

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