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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Rhyme Until My Gums Bleed"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See"

Original Performer:

Busta Rhymes

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Rhyme Until My Gums Bleed"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This song is not supposed to make any sense, I'm making fun of Busta Rhymes going on these random rhyme tangents that don't make any sense whatsoever. What is this original song really about anyways? Nobody knows...
Oh crap…
Hell no…
Rap is dumb…
Learn to cuss with bimbos…

Busta Rhymes (That’s me!)
Not Heaven (That’s the truth)
Zip it (Uh-uh)
Turn it off

Drunk drivers keep on swaying and spraying off the road (Beer)
Chili's a food really hot made by Willy Bode (Who?)
When I’m watching Star Trek I hear “Beam me, Scotty, Bro!”
Later at the pub I drink too much and then I gotta go! (Pee)
If I need to get gas then I’ll drive over to Texaco (Pump)
I like old skool rap like Coolio he’ll soon be pro (Rap)
He’s not like Busta Rhymes who makes words like dool-ieo (What?)
Must be on crystal meth to act that foolish, no? (Drugs)
That cat! Sylvester wants to eat that Tweety Bird (Chirp)
Oh sh*t, That last line didn’t end with the letter “O” (Crud!)
Oh my I almost missed this line in editing so here you go (Boo!)
Time to change the rhyme scheme now make words like “Dispose” (Tough)
Spit on you a bit weld a whip while wearing my black clothes (Sex)
Poet? Not at all, This is crap far from fine prose (Doctor Seuss)
Like Eminem but I’m far worse when gangstas start to doze (Zzz)
If you don’t mind the clucking you can take this chicken home, That’s that

If you wanna be a rapper like me
You don’t need to think just know how to speak
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
“That Bullwinkle was moose” (Easy!)
If you still don’t think that this job is a breeze
“Tom Cruise likes Scientology”
Gonna rhyme about random things
Pure bull hockey is the way I’ll be

Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed

An Octopus (What?)
A huge mess my girlfriend will make a fuss and I’m a wuss (Clean!)
“Are you pondering what I’m pondering” said mouse whose famous (Narf!)
The hero of that Scotland is just William Wallace (He’ll moon!)
Ron trusts that Harry’s godfather’s Serious (Black!)
Although the bad guy is Potion’s Master Severus (Snape!)
No Potter fans? Well how about J-Lo’s bust? (Big!)
Don’t go down that slide kids cause it’s full of rust (Ouch!)
The bad guys in Star Wars are so imperious (Sith!)
Gladiators way back then fought in arenas
Screw Busta Rhymes lets go get that Notorious
Or Snoop Dogg, or 50 Cent, or even that guy Ludicrous (Lists!)
I wish that I could say that at least it’s humorous (Ha!)
The Matrix has that black guy Morpheous (War!)
When Dominos brings pizza I always skip the crust (Bread)
Those hookers smelled funky think they had syphilis
Lost my lust instead I am filled with disgust (Gross!)
I might need a band-aid because my cut is squirting puss (Ouch!)
Turned to dust and felt my body self-combust (Poof!)
Tick some people off to get in fights but I’m harmless (Punch)
Barbies you can buy at Toys R Us (Girls)
I am no listener of that Fergalicious (Pain!)
Need to wear this paper bag because your face is hideous (Ewww!)
Coming up with these words that end in “us” is laborious

Hate rap, Hate rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
Hate rap, Hate rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
That’s that!

Why’d Dave force me to make this parody?
Well at least it’s done and I can sleep
Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed
Gone buck wild just to be silly
This song’s hearty but at last complete
I’d do “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Before I rewrite this whole parody
Pure bull hockey to full degree

Gonna rhyme until my gums bleed

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Below Average Dave - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
All those votes, but no comments? Well I'll change that. Matty, Matty, Matty. . .I love what you did with my idea. Your pacing was close enough to earn a 5, though you were off in a few spots. You also missed some rhymes, but as you alluded to, Busta Rhymes was rhyme-sane on this song. The randomness was great, one intentionally missed rhyme (Tweety Bird) you played very well, that was neat, I got a good laugh out of the listing of other rappers, the reference to Eminem was well placed, I don't know Matty--very well done--it should be a song of the month contender, whether or not it will be will depend on people's ability to see the randomness was intentional, and their ability to appreciate the challenge this song presents, at least from my angle, you get all 5's on one of the toughest Epic 40 songs on the list--very impressive.
Syncronos - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I would be angry about you hatin' on Busta Bus and knocking rap music to boot...but this is just too damn funny to be mad at! 555s
Below Average Dave - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
My only real complaint on this one is that it was incredibly random. . .which was intentional, I don't know how this will stack up against the other 4 but props on this song.
bobpiecheese - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Insanely random, but it's the fun kinda random. It does kinda bug me that you wrote 'Serious' and 'Ludicrous' instead of the actual spellings 'Sirius' and 'Ludacris', but I wouldn't know if that's what you meant to do and it doesn't matter anyway so yeah, 555.
Agrimorfee - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Randomisity was indeed the whole point of it...but the lines that weren't random were the best part of it.
Rex - April 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fun concept and great example of planned randomness... but the best part is you now have a nickname: "Bleeding Gums Matthias".

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