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Song Parodies -> "Won't Do My Chores"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Some More"

Original Performer:

Busta Rhymes

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Do My Chores"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com. . .
Yeah
As a child dishes piled up in the sink
Mom frowned, and smacked my head
and then she chewed me out and asked me if I saw the chart
I said "Yeah"
So then she said "Oh so you think that
you, you don't have to do them?"
I said "No, I suck, don't know how to do them"
Acting like a dummy, That's how I got by
But that's just one of my many examples
I never want to do them myself

uh uh-uh uh, no, uh uh
No mommy please, Garbage won't tie
sticky gum, I don't wanna get dirty I cry
all my friends were cutting yards but no not I
The grass gets to high, messes my whites
Everything the chore chart said I truly despise
I'm always sick, or so I claimed when my sisters both whined
I don't clean none, and my laundry piles up high
I won't organize my books or alphabetize
Me and my friends all playing games in each others house
They were fine until all them roaches start coming out
Dirty clothes I loathe, but I will not use Shout
So I sneak lights into my mom's load of towels
Yo, anyway as a kid, was no smiling
Brushing took too much time so my teeth were not styling
Can't tame me, Chores are lame, may be a shame
Each days the same, playin' games and my cough was to blame

Hey did you mop the floor?
Won't do my chores
Hey, David pull those weeds yet?
Won't do my chores
Yo Dave where's your keys at
Won't do my chores
Have you given your pants a pat?
Won't do my chores
You need to get your homework done now
Won't do my chores
Clean the pool mow the yard!
Won't do my chores
Dave you need to grow up!
Won't do my chores
Now, or you'll grow up to be a waste!
Won't do my chores

Rash on my mass Rug burns fast I grew up fast
Living on my own was harder to be such an @$$
Do what I want, always trying to cut corners
I'm slippin up, since I am older and somewhat a loner
Yo, I will not dust all them candlesticks dirty wicks
although the dust clouds build, and it makes me sick
Wish I could hire someone to come over and clean too
Make a two inch pass for me that my room I can get through
I've been told, Tile's growing mold, won't clean it
and surely I won't go scrub down my toilet
My friend won't come through because my carepts insane
You'll find less oil on a league bowling lane
My health's through lit'rally Teeth falling out too
Green goo covers all my clothes and changed my hue
The flys all zoom all around my living room
Grabbing a broom they will meet their doom I smack them BOOM!

Hey David this smells rough. .
Won't do my chores
Hey David why's the drain black?
Won't do my chores
Hey Dave, you need a bat?
Won't do my chores
because damn that's a big rat
Won't do my chores
Even though it's kinda smelly I still
Won't do my chores
Need some Glade and some Febreeze
Won't do my chores
Landlord said get out
Won't do my chores
Guess I should have tossed those paper plates
Won't do my chores

Yo, I cannot scrub or clean my machine
I think my brown sedan may have at one point been dark green
My stove is shot, too much for Mr. Clean
It's more grease than even Pizza Hut's seen
Toaster's lost my grill looks like a crime scene
Can't eat that I'll get really lean
Clever am I ever for Wendy's I am keen
I'm messy I keep getting May'naise on my jeans
All the time people snickering like I'm some kind of clown
I guess by now my stench be smelled throughout the whole town
Like the news crew who got a whiff and then fell down
but it was live so now laziness has become world renowned
I know. . I have been called ev'ry single bad noun
I have grown use to it so much that it cannot give me a frown
There is just no doubt Cleaning I can do without
Became devout at skipping all chores, there's no doubt!

Hey Dave, clean up your lunch
Won't do my chores
Just looking makes my skin itch
Won't do my chores
Oh man messed my good hat. . .
Won't do my chores
I guess that I can't wear that
Won't do my chores
Even though it is unhealthy I still
Won't do my chores
Some might say I live in sin
Won't do my chores
I just don't like suds
Won't do my chores
But sometimes I really want to know
Hey where's the floor
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Won't do your chores, but this one "works" for you, B.A.D. Great work!
Matthias - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I actually forgot all about this Crazy 15 project, but I'm happy to see that you're still going through the motions of it. Good parody here, although I couldn't fine a decent Youtube video to sing along, it still looked impressive so congrats!
Christie Marie M - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
If you won't do your chores, you should go hire a maid! LOL! That's me and my bro at home. Reminds me, I'm supposed to do clean my house last week, boy was my ma upset! She was railing, raving, and ranting at us! Very impressive to parody a hard as nails song, due to fast rapping! I'll finish your job with 5 scrubs, 5 mops, and 5 sweeps! :)
2Eagle - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Where was Mom? In bed reading romance novels?
Below Average Dave - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Matty, Christie and 2Eagle
Silver Power - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny parody, 'she chewed me out'... Lol, haven't heard that phrase in a while. One of the perks of having H1N1 is that I'm not expected to do chores for the time being.. And thats about the only perk. xD 5s.
Mark Scotti - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Voted before, for these chores, and it was a great read once more!!!
Agrimorfee - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Jeezus you pulled this one off beautifully. Whoever ranked you below 5 on pace should be shot...you even added a syllable in one of the lines against Busta's that still worked. Good luck recording this one. 555
Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) wow, you have a chore-chart that includes "alphabetise"? - that's one ambitious and nit-picky chore-chart. Another Herculaean effort dave - these rap songs are such a tough gig to pace that you deserve 5s for intention and effort alone - 555
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5-W) My family had a kind of a chore chart. It was a list of the things we all had to do on the weekend before we could start fart-arsing around, and it was called the "Briggans 'andbook'. Back to you! Awesome parody, Busta is a pretty fast rapper, so super kudos for the pacing here...who where the prats who voted 111? This deserves no less than 555!
Leo Keough - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(W) This must have been a lot of work to complete - good thing you didn't consider it a chore...Super job with lots of funny lines!!!...555!!!
DJ Blaze - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
MIRACULOUS!!! Tough OS, and it reminds me of my younger years. Ugh, those younger years... it takes a genius to bring me back there. 555
Red Ant - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
That I followed your lyrics to *that* OS, first time hearing it, without a stumble, is a testament to flawless pacing. "I think my brown sedan may have at one point been dark green" LMAO. 555+
Melanie Lee - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow, and I could actually follow much of it! Brilliant (unlike the nonexistent shine on your kitchen floor). 555 and a clean-up crew! I'm impressed!
Matthias - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
You really got to record this one because it has quickly become a Below Average Dave classic parody while messy parodies might be piling up like the dirty dishes in your sink this one packs a punch because it does more than complain about being lazy or messy but creates some fantastic images in my head.
bobpiecheese - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above (minus the 'h' in 'where'...how the hell did I miss that one?)!
Rex - April 25, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Who has time for chores when there's parodies to write? Marvelous work.

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