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Song Parodies -> "Listerine"

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The Lyrics

Smell in my mouth has been headed south
My dentist advised that I revise
The mouthwash I used, now I'm confused
Now's the time to worrry why
My teeth not white
Now turning grey
Now they're here rotting away
I never brush, remember that
I forgot where the toothpaste's at
Don't let your teeth go; Buy

Breath is never good
It stinks up all the time
If worse, it would
Start to attract some flies
Munched on some veal
And then a cheese wheel
After I eat pie
You can see strawberry seeds

If you treat your mouth this bad
You'll wreck your face
Cannot take more
This has got an awful taste
Don't let your teeth go, buy.....
Could have been easier on these
It got worse right after the cheese
Now my teeth are down to three
So old friends, fear becoming me.
Don't let your teeth go, buy....

Pureed rice again
Pureed rice again
As they fall out of me

I kept eating more
Kept on brushing less
I cannot smile, not depressed
There might just be
Something beneath
That's just fine
That's the last of my teeth
Don't let your teeth go, buy
Could have been easier on these

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Jared - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoawhoawhoa........before you call the Parody Police, let me say that I was unaware of the other three "Listerine"s on the site before posting this one. (I still think mine's pretty funny, tho)
Rice Cube - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
'Tis okay...I think Weird Al or another parody artist did it commercially too.
Billy Florio - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Woah, I think I may call the parody police because I was gonna do this lol.....good job Jared.....
Jared - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoa....I beat Billy Florio to an idea?! I think I've officially "arrived" now, thank yo uvery much..if anyone needs me, I'll be over at the cool memebrs club chatting up royce and seeing which bathroom Merry and Pippin are coming out of....
Peregrin - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared - don't give up thinking about it ;-) Muwahahaha!
Billy Florio - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
You get to be in the "I beat Billy yo an idea" club along with lebeiw, Malcolm, Phil and my brother.....oh wait, my brothers in the I stole the idea from Billy club lol
kristen - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I heard this song around 1996 on Howard Stern's show. Good s***.

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