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It must be that strain, made things go insane.
It's called Corona and it's some kind of bug.
Well, that's now our scene, caused by COVID-19.
Now, I spend my days in quarantine.
Can't visit my friends, doctors say that's a sin.
Every restaurant's become a drive-in.
You're safer at home, remember that.
They want to be sure where you're at.
I watch the days go by.
They want to sure I'm alone all the time.
Stay six feet apart when you get in a line.
Non-essential businesses all have been closed.
I went for a test, they stuck a swab up my nose.
Can't buy my soda, I've got no mask for my face.
So tap water now has a familiar taste.
Another week goes by.
Can't even go out to visit you.
Turn on the computer and I'll see you on Zoom.
It's like a really bad sci-fi movie.
With regulations now for you and me.
Thirty-one days gone by.
Forty-six days gone by.
Binge-watched "Friends" again.
Washed my hands again.
Counted forty seconds.
The CDC says to go out less.
It stems the spread, so that's okay, I guess.
You should stay at home, clear and simple and plain.
Well, that's just fine. I'll play some video games.
It's now two months gone by.
And we're still trying to stay safe through, through, through,
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