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Song Parodies -> "Cum Down"

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Parody Song Title:

"Cum Down"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Little late, giving hate
Little late as you just comment
Giving birth, eating shit
It's a bit early for that now
Times have changed, please fuck off
I was the Fran Healy of what we do
Yeah, you just shit myself

But I don't wanna cum back down
From your arse
It's taking me all that, all that shit to find me
But I don't wanna cum back down
From the condom
It's like taking Viagra whilst we all piss poor

Oh well done, now fuck off
What's Rhod Gilbert got to know
Oh well done, now piss off
What's Brandon Flowers kissing now
This ain't a picture round
Remembering me, what I am
Get me down
Yeah, who is Austin Powers

But I don't want to cum back down
From this Cardiff pub
It's taking me so much fun to mess around
But I don't want to cum back down
From your mum
She's taking me to watch Noël Fielding live

Wonder wall, wonder wall, wonder wall,
Oh fucking wonder wall, wonder wall

Giving head, getting pissed
Getting pissed on Budweiser
I am now a Trout, nor a Mask
Nor a replica
But I've get on down

But I don't wanna cum back down
From the boy bands
It's taking me all that to come what I found
But I don't wanna cum back don
From Mark Lamarr
You don't see Bastille picking their bogies
Do ya

Why did you, why did you, why did you
Why did you, why did you, why did you
Why did you, why did you, why did you
Why did you
Why did you fuck around

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Teddy Boy - September 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Your encyclopedic knowledge of British bands is far more impressive and interesting than are the many cheerful factoids regarding the Third Reich, weapons specifications, Deutschland boosting, reworked commercial jingles, and headlines regurgitation. You have the brain of Lewis Carroll, enhanced by a pre-frontal lobotomy and unencumbered by a finite I.Q. Straight 5s.

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