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Song Parodies -> "Vaseline"

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Jon Clemence

The Lyrics

Petroleum-based, it does everything
It's only the best stuff I've ever seen
A dab on my lips, a bit on my feet
A little bit on toast makes a wonderful treat
What everyone likes, what everyone needs
Get me a jar, or maybe two or three
My Christmas gift, my birthday, too
It's what I want, and its what I'm getting you

Tastes just like mayonnaise
Vaseline, Vaseline

I got my toothbrush, I'm there at the sink
I want to clean my mouth so my breath don't stink
I'm searching around, but I can't find
My tube of Crest, I'm going out of my mind
But next to the soap, I suddenly see
That little jar with what exactly I need

Tastes just like mayonnaise
Doubles as toothpaste in a pinch
It's magic goo, does whatever you wish
Created by God on the first day
Too bad they can't just give it away
Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline

I can't say enough, or sing enough praise
About my old friend that helps me everyday
Without it I think that life would be hell
Cause what else am I s'posed to use as hair gel?

Tastes just like mayonnaise
Doubles as toothpaste or hair gel, hair gel
Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline, Vaseline

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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mac - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You've got some serious pacing problems there, with some of the lines of by 2 or 3 syllables . But the concept is pretty funny. Good luck with the running... 4:24 mile, that's impressive.
The Thought Police - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Strange that I've found this on the "new entries"list right after that "Boldfinger" parody! Hmmm,"new entries"? Oh well,there's nothing new under the sun(unless it's where the sun don't shine!) DKTOS, so I only leave with those thoughts.
Arunkumar - December 30, 2018 - Report this comment
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