To really slug a moron
They've gotta rile you
until you're fuming deep inside
They waste your time
they make you scream
and who on earth taught them how to drive?
So when they're lyin' on the floor with splayed out arms
you know you've really slugged a moron.

Have you slugged the moron who tried to spit through your closed window?
Have you slugged the moron who skates off your roof for fun?
Have you hit somebody whose vocabulary is 'like, whatever'?
Tell me have you really, really ever slugged a moron?

To really slug some morons
You gotta hunt them
and maybe know where they reside
or need a plan
to lure away
The secret service from their side
and when he's seen on CNN with two black eyes
you know you've really slugged a moron.

Have you slugged the moron who asks if it's 'hot enough for ya?'
Have you slugged the moron who presses the bell 80 times?
Have you hit somebody whose conversation seems to last forever?
Tell me have you really, really ever slugged a moron?

If they're fighting a fire and ask for a light
Or if they talk right through a seventeen hour flight
water your plastic flowers, salt in your coffee too
Ya really have to slug a moron

And when they're lyin' on the floor with splayed out arms
you know you've really slugged a moron.

Have you slugged the moron who asks about world war eleven?
Have you slugged a moron for using our oxygen?
Have you hit somebody who thinks his lame parody's really clever?

Tell me have you really
really ever slugged a moron?

Tell me have you really
really ever slugged a moron?