Her Caribana costume was an eyesore
She wastes money when her people are poor
The City of Toronto is now full of grime
Something is quite wrong, Mayor Chow's asinine

Well the taxes go up
And it ruins all our lives
She buys useless things
I told you, that this ain't right

Homelessness is up and there's lots of crime
She wants more junk when the funds are dry
She'll just take more of our dime
Mayor Chow's asinine

She'd rather pay to rename Dundas Street
And paint a rainbow road for the drag queens
With bigger problems at the time
Mayor Chow's asinine

NOt many homes here are empty
And she wants to let in even more refugees
And then blames all of us and says we're unkind
Worse all the time, Mayor Chow's asinine

Well the taxes go up
And it ruins all our lives
She buys useless things
I told you, that this ain't right
(Ain't right)

Homelessness is up and there's lots of crime
She wants more junk when the funds are dry
She'll just take more of our dime
Mayor Chow's asinine

She'd rather pay to rename Dundas Street
And paint a rainbow road for the drag queens
With bigger problems at the time
Mayor Chow's asinine

Well this does not look quite right
Ya this does not look quite right
No this does not look quite right

Homelessness is up and there's lots of crime
She wants more junk when the funds are dry
She'll just take more of our dime
Mayor Chow's asinine

She'd rather pay to rename Dundas Street
And paint a rainbow road for the drag queens
With bigger problems at the time
Mayor Chow's asinine
Yeah, I'm sick of all these lies
Mayor Chow's asinine