Song Parodies -> "The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me... Is You"

Original Song Title:

"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me... Is You"

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"The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me... Is You"

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The Lyrics

Heard this song because I was searching for a Bryan Adams tune to parody for Artistry 2 and this one popped out at me! The title switch seemed obvious so I went for it!

Now don’t I look good dressed in this dress of lard?
Would you f*ck me? I would f*ck me hard
My clothes are by design: There's May and Eve
All I really need's about a size fourteen

The finest threads I'll flaunt
I've rolled my eyes at tweed
Might think I'm missing screws
Yeah!
The only thing that looks good on me... Is you!

In my well you'll hide to improve my style
Put the lotion on the skin or you'll see me turn vile
Sometimes you'll shriek and you’ll upset my pup
Your complexion's so pink and fits like a glove

You'll scream and then I'll taunt
Ignored your every plea
Your rump will make great shoes
Yeah!
The only thing that looks good on me... Is you!

Yeah! It's you... It could only be you
Hannibal Lecter wants to chew
Yeah Catherine it's you... Helped like a goof
Couch I couldn’t move

Clarice is on the hunt
But that chick won’t catch me
Tell her to get a clue
Yeah!
The only thing that looks good on me... Is you!

Dance a d*ckless stunt, Yeah!
While hiding my misdeeds
I swear I’m not on booze!
Yeah!
The only thing that looks good on me... Is you!

My calling card’s a moth
Awaiting the stampede
Bill’s all across the news
Alright!
The only thing that looks good on me... Is boobs!

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Peter Andersson - April 02, 2018 - Report this comment

It pays the Silent Lambs homage and gets the fives again. But what title switch? (Last line would have been my title choice I guess).

Matthias - April 02, 2018 - Report this comment

Peter: I mean the switch on the meaning of the song. Bryan Adams is talking about getting up close and personal with a girl. Buffalo Bill wants to wear said girl's skin as a shirt.

Peter Andersson - April 02, 2018 - Report this comment

Yeah, he had skin in the game before that became trendy. Hmm... still "boobs" kinda work well as a sub for "you" - this is a gamechanger for my "ewe"-parodies. :-)

Jeff Reuben - April 09, 2018 - Report this comment

Nice change Dr. Lechter! I was wondering where you were going with this, I see you went back to the horror genre. And fun ending!

bobpiecheese - April 17, 2018 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I'm surprised by how non-lost I was considering I've never seen Silence of the Lambs. Dunno whether that's your good writing at play or just pop-cultural osmosis, we'll never know. Delightfully creepy, 555 moths!

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