Sit there with a dry and rough face,
Say I can’t go on anymore,
It’s not like me to break out in hives now,
No, I ain’t been down this road before.

Been livin’ with this dry skin,
And I feel so gross.
When I go out bikin’,
I just feel so morose.
Now my thighs are chafin’,
It really sucks.
This I don’t feel safe in,
I’m so outta luck.

I am just a dried-up bloke,
Need some moisture,
I’ve been too long in this skin,
All I know is wherever you’re goin’,
Just go out and get me some lotion!

Looking down at my dry, cracked skin,
Wonderin’ why it’s so hard,
What’s the reason it got desiccated?
What’s the reason it went this far?

Been livin’ with this dry skin,
And it really palls.
Now I can’t go bikin’,
How do I live at all?
Now I’m losin’ all my ardor,
My skin might be through.
On that list you are scrawling,
Need one thing from you.

I am just a dried-up bloke,
Need some moisture,
I’ve been too long in this skin,
All I know is wherever you’re goin’,
Just go out and get me some lotion!

[piano solo]

I am just a dried-up bloke,
Need some moisture,
I’ve been too long in this skin,
All I know is wherever you’re goin’,
Just go out and get me some lotion!

I am just a dried-up bloke,
Need some moisture,
I’ve been too long in this skin,
All I know is wherever you’re goin’,
Just go out and get me some lotion!