I see a fire in the bathroom after nine
Well there's something with horns with eyes with red shine
This creatures laughing at some sight when dolts come around
He gets bullies, honeys, nerds and folks
He has an old high school joke
That demon gives mean wedgies

He's no son of God He thinks skid marks are funny
He's fallen from the light he makes me feel funky
One day was down on my luck I hit the stalls 'fore lunch
He went flying out in my way
Grabbed me hard that day
Stuck me up in the stall gave me a hell demon wedgie

Yeah, Up you'll go, Hurts your hole
Watch that sucker He gives wedgies
Doooon't dare laugh watch your back
Demon puts you on tacks a horrid wedgie
Caaaaan't get down, to the ground, you'll just from
Hell demon wedgie

Though you may get angry, you'll get back at him you'll plea
The Devil went to the restroom to see his minions work see
The pain may hurt ya but it's better than getting deep fried
He may get ya, hang ya-- in your Hanes
but you best handle the pain
from the Hell Demon Wedgie

Yeah, Toilet bowl, water hole
Damn that demon He's on to swirleys
ooh He's a wreck from heck
Demon isn't done yet still loves them wedgies
Scream ouch, Can't get out you'll just pout
Hell Demon Wedgie

oh There he goes, That butt hole
Your pants may let go Rip soon
Yeah Fall down face smack
Demon will laugh at your fall from wedgies
Yeah Don't frown, turn around stare him down
Hell Demon Wedgie
I said Don't frown, turn around stare him down
Hell Demon Wedgie
Ooh Don't frown, turn around stare him down
Hell Demon Wedgie