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Song Parodies -> "Kill Maria"

Original Song Title:

"My Maria"

Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Kill Maria"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Homage to Maria Barsi who was brutally shot by some jealous dad, Jozsef Barsi
Kill Maria don't she knows he's come a long, long way
He is longin' to place a gun in front of her
When she's no longer around she is shot in the head
Bastard Maria the bullet surely ruins her relationship
I'm a embarrassed homicidal maniac on a highway to hell

Maria, Maria Jozsef Barsi hates you

Kill Maria there were some blue and sorrow times
Just his thoughts about he brings back his madness
Dumbass mom you're a demon work for him
He pulls out his gun free like a ship sailing on fire
She is the retard when the skies are hell bent
She annoys him so stupidly jealousy brings her down

Kill Maria
Maria Jozsef Barsi hates you
Kill Maria
Maria Jozsef Barsi hates you

Kill Maria
Maria Jozsef Barsi hates you
In loving memory of Maria Barsi who was brutally murdered by some jealous dad whose name is Jozsef Barsi (along with Judith Barsi) with a pistol and nearly burned down the entire residence when he poured gasoline and set their godawful bodies on fire then he brutally shot himself. Very sad story even if Maureen "Marcia Brady" McCormick saw the gunshots from far away.

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