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Song Parodies -> "Cala Maria"

Original Song Title:

"My Maria"

Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Cala Maria"

Parody Written by:

Pauly Gerard

The Lyrics

Scene~Many young girls near the seaside are breathless about an upcoming 2d animated Cuphead series coming soon to Netflix. Despite their excitement, some soothing yet jaunty and quite demonic acoustic guitar sounds start playing and they feel funny. One in particular (with straggly black hair, a slightly thin curve less body & wearing a blueish-green swimsuit) felt off, to the point of singing about it.
Cala Maria
Those 2 porcelain nutjobs are on their way,
The ocean's calling me in order to grow up and do something about it, I better obey.

Cala Maria
A purple smooshy bump's growing in my hair,
My waist is caving in & gaining scars while my lips inflate and become light violet without a care.

Come to think of it, my hair is also an octopus,
Our contracts say we should become our villainous forms again, it's no fuss.

Says Cala Mariiiiiiiiia...
{Controlling a sea turtle and eels, no duh, that's Cala Maria}
Cala Mariiiiiiiiia...
{Cuphead and Muggsy are gonna get it}
C'mon boys, I'll beat you!

As she sings and becomes her sexy but dangerous aquatic form again, as that furry devil guy expects her to, the other former girls change back too. One african american's body purges spherically and changes blue, once a tombstone shows up, it knew he back to that gruesome Gooky. A group of identical triplets were getting as tall as Cala but their genders vanished & eventually became bald. They were now a carrot, a potato and an onion. Even the onion guy shed a couple of cheeseball tears of joy going back.

Cala Maria
My chest sprouting back and their clams returning feel quite keen,
My eyelashes are pointier again and my upper eyelids have a more remarkable teal sheen.

Cala Maria
My scaly fish hips will be swaying side to side,
And I'll give out a big cute mad face at the boys, telling them there's nowhere to hide.

In due time, my suction cup hair will be more snake-like and I'll be bad to the bone,
These goofballs had better fly straight or else I'll get meaner and greener & turn them to stone!!

Because I'm Cala Mariiiiiiiiia...
{In her final round, her head will get off, it's the scary head of Cala Maria}
Cala Mariiiiiiiiia...
{Cuphead and Muggsy are gonna get it)
C'mon boys, I'll beat you!

Some High Seas Hi-Jinx will mess you up, says Cala Maria...
Apologies to the makers of Cuphead.

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