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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"
Original Song Title:
"My Maria"
Original Performer:
Brooks and Dunn
Parody Song Title:
"Diarrhea"
Parody Written by:
Brown Water
The Lyrics
Diarrhea
To the tune of My Maria
Diarrhea, you know it’s been such a long, long time
I gotta find a toilet right now, if I don’t I’ll blow out my behind
Porcelain Lady, you’ve been a miracle girl for me
You set my entrails free, like a ship sailing on a sea
Chorus:
Diarrhea……..
Diarrhea……..
Diarrhea I love you
My Diarrhea, you know I’ve come a long, long way
I’ve been longing to see her
When she’s around she takes my side ache away
Sweet Diarrhea, the pungent air surely hurts my eyes
I’m a light-headed dreamer on a sewer highway of bowels untied
Bridge:
Your brown water keeps my blues at bay
That noxious odor turns my lungs to clay, yes you blow me away
Repeat Chorus
To the tune of My Maria
Diarrhea, you know it’s been such a long, long time
I gotta find a toilet right now, if I don’t I’ll blow out my behind
Porcelain Lady, you’ve been a miracle girl for me
You set my entrails free, like a ship sailing on a sea
Chorus:
Diarrhea……..
Diarrhea……..
Diarrhea I love you
My Diarrhea, you know I’ve come a long, long way
I’ve been longing to see her
When she’s around she takes my side ache away
Sweet Diarrhea, the pungent air surely hurts my eyes
I’m a light-headed dreamer on a sewer highway of bowels untied
Bridge:
Your brown water keeps my blues at bay
That noxious odor turns my lungs to clay, yes you blow me away
Repeat Chorus
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Good stuff
I laughed my ass off on this one. It gets my vote for parody of the month
Whoever this author named, "Brown Water" is, he is obviously very fixated on the intestinal tract and all that flows within. But, then again, if we weren't all a little crazy we'd all go insane. Maybe the author is, in fact, more sane than all of us? Excellent Work!
Brown Water must have gotten stuck in the anal phase. Funny stuff nonetheless
Despite the obvious pathological anal fixation of the lyricist, this can only represent a true portrayal born of painful personal experience. Despite that fact, it is also inherently extremely funny. It gets my vote for parody of the month.
I'm usually not much for bathroom humor but this was hysterical
Absolutely hysterical! And it rings (and sings) very true. We've all been there! I'll commit it to memory and take credit for it at the earliest opportunity.
A parody born of much blood, sweat and experience with the subject matter. Kudos to "Brown Water"! Here's my vote for parody of the month.
Umm...what to say that hasn't been said? The only thing better would be to see someone try to sing it with a straight face! Bravo!
There really are no words to give justice to this song. I am still laughing! You got my vote!!
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