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Song Parodies -> "Booty Women (Don't Stay Hungry Long)"
Original Song Title:
"Texas Women (Don't Stay Lonely Long)"
Original Performer:
Brooks and Dunn
Parody Song Title:
"Booty Women (Don't Stay Hungry Long)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
The original song used here is the first one I've decided to parody before I even heard it, I saw the title and at least ten variations of "XX women don't stay YY long" ran through my head (and I'm willing to bet that any seasoned parodist who comes across this song will experience the same thing). Unfortunately it doesn't offer much to work with, have a weak rhyming pattern and a mediocre chorus for parodies, but I decided to still go through and serve you all this one idea.
I'll bet by the time they get pass seconds
They'll be order in more pork and beans
They'll chow down on cow steaks - buy the dozen, behold!
And as an appetizer pancakes and a bowl of cream
Something tells me our supplies will be gone
The ad "eat all you want" will be our doom
'Cos Heaven knows these girls was born to smoke crepes
And booty women don't stay hungry long
It's a fact that women like the ones I serve
They'll find all at their taste, in a restaurant
All the same, their manners getting on my nerves
They don't like waiters much
'Cos booty women don't stay hungry long
I've sure come to think they'll eat forever
They will send us straight to bankruptcy
And now they stomp the floor, re-demanding pork chops
And trays to pick up pieces and more a la carte
Sure wish I could close down an' say I'm sorry
But that'd be getting in a combat zone
I fear they mean it when they flirt and say they'll eat me
These booty women don't stay hungry long
Repeat Chorus x 2
They'll be order in more pork and beans
They'll chow down on cow steaks - buy the dozen, behold!
And as an appetizer pancakes and a bowl of cream
Something tells me our supplies will be gone
The ad "eat all you want" will be our doom
'Cos Heaven knows these girls was born to smoke crepes
And booty women don't stay hungry long
It's a fact that women like the ones I serve
They'll find all at their taste, in a restaurant
All the same, their manners getting on my nerves
They don't like waiters much
'Cos booty women don't stay hungry long
I've sure come to think they'll eat forever
They will send us straight to bankruptcy
And now they stomp the floor, re-demanding pork chops
And trays to pick up pieces and more a la carte
Sure wish I could close down an' say I'm sorry
But that'd be getting in a combat zone
I fear they mean it when they flirt and say they'll eat me
These booty women don't stay hungry long
Repeat Chorus x 2
© Peter Andersson.
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Blech! Them there's good eating!
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