It's undeniable
That I should hit it this far
It's unbelievable
How I used to say I'd never make par
The basis is teeing off
And hitting the ball in the hole
So let me tell you how you hit the green
On your first shot, but bring some extra tees

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One: You place the ball on tee
Two: You take a practice swing
Three: Then you hit the thing
And hope that it lands on the green
Four: You take a look and see
Five: Then you jump around with glee
'Cause you cannot believe what you've just done
You just made a hole in one

It's so incredible
The way that you can break tees
Biodigradable
Are the kind of tees you should be using
It's understandable
If you hit over par
I would have never made it very far
If I hadn't grabbed the keys to the golf cart

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We could golf all day and all night
I see the rising of the sun
And the setting of it, too
I made a hole in one
I used my favorite club
To whack the ball off of the tee
I prayed for some good luck
I saw it hit the green...

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