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Song Parodies -> "Have You Ever"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Ever"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Have You Ever"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Frivolous law suits are bad for everyone, this is my tribute and opinion on the subject. Check me at
Have You Ever needed money so bad you'd make up lies
Have You Ever been so desperate that you would sue a nice guy
Have You Ever eaten at a rest'rant and then faked a cry

Have You Ever, Please don't ever. . .

Have You Ever watched the news and started feeling sad
See them do silly things, and sue for fifty grand
Have you eaten Burger King, and blame them for you weight
Or spill a coffee cup boy, knowing it'd burn your legs
Have You Ever bought something you knew would fall apart
Called a lawyer right away, Before the pain could even start

Please Don't Ever get so money hungry you'd lose your mind
Doing things like slipping on a wet spot you had hoped to find
Going to work with a back sign that had read "Smack my Behind"

Have You Ever, Have You Ever

Have you ever found fingers that were lost to a knife
Visit Wendy's Food Chain, Got Chili and Fries
Stuck it in that little cup, Wish this one was untrue
Thought it would be some fun, to turn around and sue

Have You Ever been hit by a car and didn't swear
At first there wasn't no pain, 'Til your lawyer said he cares

Have you Ever sued somebody just to pay rent on time
Did you realize that fake lawsuits aren't just a petty crime
Have You Ever searched for something fishy just to make a dime

Have You Ever, Please Don't Ever

Asking for trouble from the very start-dummy
What would the judge say if he was that smart
Is that what you had planned
To have to sit up there and plea
Telling a jury of your peers
That you are not guilty

Have You Ever. . .

Have You Ever tried being the guy who's on the screwed side
Knowing you had done nothing wrong while some Butt Hole stood and lied
Have You Ever lost your money and it made you wanna cry

Think You're Clever
You Ain't Clever, Clever, Clever Clever. . .

Please Don't Ever
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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2Eagle - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Burger King - caveat emptor.
Invisible Boy - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
A fine entry for the "Brandy" round.
littleCupCakes - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, B-A-D, this is as interesting as it is unique! I like it.
Matthias - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll SUE Ya!!! I'll TAKE ALL YA MONEY!!! I'LL SUE YA IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME FUNNY!!!! Great parody, and I liked the Wendy's reference. Here's that Weird Al song you're missing out on:
Below Average Dave - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you guys very much, a surprisingly fun song to parody might I add:)
Matthias - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Brandy) This was pretty slick! I can't wait for the recording of this one, because Weird Al's topic on this sounds angry and fits the theme of sueing somebody having this to a romantic R&B song makes it in my opinion even funnier, and would make for a GREAT recording.
Rex - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
My country 'tis of thee, I sue you - you sue me, lawyers get rich. A fine comment on the times, Dave.
Agrimorfee - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This will be a hard one to pull off in recording...I'm finding already, just hearing my tune and yours, that Brandy's tunes are very mushy in the production in addition to the lyrics. It detracts from the humor that one tries to discern from a written parody...I think I will have to judge this round on their written merits alone, not on how they work against the tunes. But anyway, 555 (Matthias thought of Weird Al, too).
bobpiecheese - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Never would've thought of that one (my idea was 'How's The Weather', but you beat me to the punch), but this was excellent! Liked the Wendy's reference (even if Wendy's is just an ice cream place in Aussie). Your lawyer's bill is $555.

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