While I've been looking for a pet almost all my life
Looking around the pet store but I can't find one that I like
I find a dog just on the side
Won't be happy until he's mine
He is a dog with just the right bite
Retriever

It is the pet for me
You will see
Loves to play Frisbee
Take him to learn some tricks
A great way to pick up chicks
Thanks to my golden colored little buddy
Retriever

Having a golden retriever is really pretty sweet
Stopping at a fire hydrant every other street
We are gonna play fetch right now
Right after his puppy chow
"Cause that's his favorite snack to eat
Retriever

I am gonna take my pet
To the vet
To check for any little fleas
And to check for some ticks
Maybe I should get him fixed
But I don't think he is quite ready for that yet
Retriever

We always get along
That was the song I wrote about my dog
I think it was really fun
And now it is almost done
Do you think I should continue with this song
Me neither