Song Parodies -> "I'll Drink Blood With You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Make Love To You"

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Original Performer:

"I'll Drink Blood With You"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Count Dracula bites a beautiful women, but doesn't kill her, he falls in love with her. He changed her into a vampire. And now he's trying to win her now unbeating heart.

Verse 1: Close your eyes, just submit
And just try with all your might
For tonight’s a special night
You look so succulent, I’ll take a bite
Forget wine, no more garlic
Girl those things are useless now
Let your instincts be allowed
You’re a vampire now, and you need only ask

Chorus: I’ll drink blood with you
If you want me to
We can drink all night
Baby avoid sunlight
I’ll drink blood with you
Cows and people too
And you won’t have cravings
For those other foods

Verse 2: Girl we’re bats, lets go fly
We can fly into the night
I’m just gonna transform just for you
Girl, are you ready? You’re gonna have endless life
New wardrobe, need a cape
Cuz all vampires need only one
Though we can’t lie in the sun
Girl forget ‘bout the daylight, the night’s what we run!

Chorus: I’ll drink blood with you
If you want me to
We can drink all night
Baby avoid sunlight
I’ll drink blood with you
Cows and people too
And you won’t have cravings
For those other foods

Baby tonight’s your first night
And I will teach you right
Please just embrace, do not fight
Anything that you ask
I will give the blood of your life
Your life, your life!

Chorus: I’ll drink blood with you
If you want me to
We can drink all night
Baby avoid sunlight
I’ll drink blood with you
Cows and people too
And you won’t have cravings
For those other foods

Chorus: I’ll drink blood with you
If you want me to
We can drink all night
Baby avoid sunlight
I’ll drink blood with you
Cows and people too
And you won’t have cravings
For those other foods

Oh! Oh!

[Fade out]

October 28, 2011. Please rate and COMMENT :)!!!

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Porfle Popnecker - October 28, 2011 - Report this comment

Listen to them...the children of the night...what music they make.

Rebekah Dub - October 28, 2011 - Report this comment

I think of Twilight when I read this song... Edward and Bella. =) One of the funniest Halloween parodies I've read.

Blaydeman - October 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks Porfle! And wow, thank you Rebekah! It's very flattering of you to say such a thing. That is highly appreciated. :)

Matthias - May 05, 2012 - Report this comment

555 times better than Twilight! This is what that movie should be about instead of whatever crap it is actually about.

Agrimorfee - May 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Slow jammin' with Count D, smooooth! Wish you could have had different choruses.

Mark Scotti - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) I vannnt to give you fives. GREAT parody!

Abbott Skelding - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment

Great work here! Horror and a love story all wrapped into one. Although, I was watching the original video and I never realized how cheesy/corny 90's R&B was haha

bobpiecheese - May 17, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) 5! 5! 5! Ah! Ah! Ah! Seriously, repeated choruses aside, this was pretty freakin' good.

D-Mon - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) Dracula's got feelings too? Who knew? Loved it!

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