-> "Won't Make Out With You"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Make Love To You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Won't Make Out With You"
The Lyrics
Tempting flies... With your breath
That smells like a critter died
I turned white... Cause you're a fright...
Don't start to salivate... Lips should stay dry...
The behind... Of a rhino...
Smells delish next to your gasps
Plus your spit is like an asp
Packs a toxic sting... So our lips will not clasp!
Won't make out with you
Though you want me to
Since you're not my type
Shoulda done that left swipe
Won't make out with you
Reeks like moldy boots
Each time your warm air blows
My poor skin turns blue
Here's the facts... You're quite gross
Mouth breeze turned guys into ghosts
I've become one nauseated dude
Girl, You're so nasty... That your teeth aren't even white!
Killed a rose (killed a rose) with your roar (with your roar)
Why don't you keep that closed? I'll spew
Keep my pants on around you
All my glasses are cracking it's worse than the loo
Won't make out with you
Though you want me to
Made skunks run and hide
Pop some mints and I might
Go make out with you
Grab that toothpaste tube
Cause right now it's a "NO"
Though I'll paw your boobs
Your pearly whites... Aren't too bright...
I won't kiss you goodnight
A rotten fish I could find's
A less daunting task
Your bad halitosis is my strife, my strife, my strife...
Won't make out with you
Hope you get a clue
Though your face looks right
Maggot mouth is your plight
To make out with you
I would need more booze
Since that smell makes me choke
Once I'm smashed we'll screw
[CHICK]
Won't make out with you
Since you're not that cute
Drastic overbite
You need to take a hike
Won't make out with you
Since you're really rude
And you're way too shallow
For an fugly dude!
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