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Song Parodies -> "Won't Make Out With You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Make Love To You"

Original Performer:

Boyz II Men

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Make Out With You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Nothing worse than making moves on a chick with really bad breath...
Tempting flies... With your breath
That smells like a critter died
I turned white... Cause you're a fright...
Don't start to salivate... Lips should stay dry...

The behind... Of a rhino...
Smells delish next to your gasps
Plus your spit is like an asp
Packs a toxic sting... So our lips will not clasp!

Won't make out with you
Though you want me to
Since you're not my type
Shoulda done that left swipe
Won't make out with you
Reeks like moldy boots
Each time your warm air blows
My poor skin turns blue

Here's the facts... You're quite gross
Mouth breeze turned guys into ghosts
I've become one nauseated dude
Girl, You're so nasty... That your teeth aren't even white!
Killed a rose (killed a rose) with your roar (with your roar)

Why don't you keep that closed? I'll spew
Keep my pants on around you

All my glasses are cracking it's worse than the loo

Won't make out with you
Though you want me to
Made skunks run and hide
Pop some mints and I might
Go make out with you
Grab that toothpaste tube
Cause right now it's a "NO"
Though I'll paw your boobs

Your pearly whites... Aren't too bright...
I won't kiss you goodnight
A rotten fish I could find's
A less daunting task
Your bad halitosis is my strife, my strife, my strife...

Won't make out with you
Hope you get a clue
Though your face looks right
Maggot mouth is your plight
To make out with you
I would need more booze
Since that smell makes me choke
Once I'm smashed we'll screw

Won't make out with you
Since you're not that cute
Drastic overbite
You need to take a hike
Won't make out with you
Since you're really rude
And you're way too shallow
For an fugly dude!

... Especially when she's not all that into you.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Max Power - April 17, 2017 - Report this comment
In the end, she's not worth it.
bobpiecheese - April 18, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fantastic parody here! Great descriptions of the girl's stank-mouth, and I loved how she flipped it around on him in the end. 555 mints!

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