Close your thighs, and then swing,
With your wedge or with your nine.
Cuz' today is golfing time.
We're gonna golf all day, help me putt right
On the green, past the sandpit,
Girl, that hole isn't that far.
Just say "four", don't hit a car,
We'll work on your backswing, girl you need only ask

I'll play golf with you,
Like a round or two.
We will golf all night,
Until we both putt right.
I'll play golf with you,
From noontime to 2,
And we will not go home,
Till you get par 2.

Girl relax, lets go slow
Tiger Woods is just for show.
We need to concentrate on you,
Girl, are you ready,you gonna take a long swipe
Throw your clubs on the green,
I'm gonna throw my clubs down, too
The ball flew straight through the woods,
Girl, you need to relax your legs and I will too.

I'll play golf with you,
Like a round or two.
We will golf all night,
Until we both putt right.
I'll play golf with you,
From noontime to 2,
And we will not go home,
Till you get par 2.

Baby, tonight is just your night
And we will putt-putt right.
Just make one swing to your right.
Any techniques you try,
I will show you the swing of your life.

I'll play golf with you,
Like a round or two.
We will golf all night,
Until we both putt right.
I'll play golf with you,
From noontime to 2,
And we will not go home,
Till you get par 2.
(repeat until fade)