This is it forever
It’s the end of my plight
Why did I steal that damn car?
Why’d that thought enter my mind?

Something I should mention
Been sentenced to die
My crime was ugly and nasty
Now I must say good-bye

I went for a joyride, through the day and the night
Thought, it was a game and nobody would die
Feeling such dread when they pronounce me dead
Spinning around on the ground

Oh here we go with my neck in a rope
Counting down here it goes
Falling vertical, hanging from a tree, oh what can I do
Rope, it goes right round my throat
As I swing to and thro
Going lateral, I’m not saying wee, and not saying whoa.

On that day you should have seen me
All the cheers and the cries
I put my foot to the floor
Committing all those crimes.

Ran over a hobo, hmm
Oh please don’t die
I just crippled a policeman
Forever, aint that nice.

I thought I was playing my grand theft auto 4
Trying to achieve a newer high score
Then a neuron sparked thoughts in my head
That it was happening for real.

My brain was slow I was not on Xbox
Really was on the road
It’s all natural, they’re all real police, I’m a god damn fool.
No, I just killed on the road
Thought it was Xbox live
I have lost my mind, I need therapy, hope the judge thinks to.

Here’s what I must do
At the time of plea plead insanity
I was just drinking way too much Stella
I did not know about it, I just didn’t care
But you must understand how much a fool I feel to
What did I do?

I’m not a bad man what I did just aint right
You finding me guilty see that’s not right.
Hey, I am so crazy
But the ruling said I was okay, now I’m crying day by day
Right now, I can’t control my brain sadly
Cuz they just wont find me crazy
Will you, re appeal for me

(Moany)
Well I’m being hanged so shortly
(Nervy)
My farts are nervy
(painful)
I don’t like pain too

Mercy Please
Please judge instead just cut off my head
I don’t want to swing from a rope.


The Judge still said no, you would still hang from rope
You will die nice and slow
Don’t feed me that crap, you weren’t on Xbox, who you trying to fool
Come to the end of the rope
Swinging back to and thro
Dying natural, swinging from a tree, that is what we’ll do.

So here we go, choking so slow on the rope
Wondering where I will go
I want my XBOX, my great 360, on grand theft auto
Come to the end of the rope
Why’d I kill that hobo?
And a crippled cop, not on 360, but on the real road.