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Song Parodies -> "1995"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling for soup

Parody Song Title:

"1995"

Parody Written by:

Dakota

The Lyrics

Bored. My remix/parody to 1985:
Woohoo
Woohoo
Betty just hit the wall
She never had it all
Smokes a pack a day
Shes on the pta
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Drives a minivan
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna win a gameshow
And take home a new car
Her college degree is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since Backstreet, Britney
Way before this dabbing
There were JNCOs and Sega
And nicktoons on TV
Her two kids in gradeschool
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woohoo
(1995)
Woohoo
She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Home Alone, Forrest Gump
Even Ms Doubtfire
Rocked out to top 20 jams
Not a real big Icp fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of her favorite band
Where's the choker made of plastic
And who's the other guy singing in Hansen
When did reality become T.V.
What ever happened to nicktoons, game shows
(On the radio was)
Backstreet, Britney
Way before this dabbing
There were JNCOs and Sega
And nicktoons on TV
Her two kids in gradeschool
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Woohoo
(1995)
Woohoo
She hates time make it stop
When did Beyonce become hiphop?
And when did the Olson become designers?
Please make this
Stop! Stop! Stop!
And bring back
Backstreet, Britney
Way before this dabbing
There were JNCOs and Sega
And nicktoons on TV
Her two kids in gradeschool
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995
Since Backstreet, Britney
Way before this dabbing
There were JNCOs and Sega
And nicktoons on TV
Her two kids in gradeschool
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1995

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Amanda - February 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Excellent ode to the year I was born.
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2019 - Report this comment
Britney was only 14 in 1995. But the original song was all over the place, too, so that fits.

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