Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up,
It's the 1st of the season.
So get up, So get up, So get up,
Press record and turn on
Hey my viewers we're having a wonderful day, and I won't mess with ya. Why? 'Cause it's the first of the season. And I be staking, setting up plot-lines, and making boy hormones fly, slaying, come, come. I don't need a gun. From slaying all night, I'm fine. Gotta close the Hellmouth where? Sunnydale High. I get with Angel to give me some back-up. Hello there, Joss, what you mean, don't be obscene, keep that dream, UPN vs the WB. Fans give it up, it's the first for sure. Better record, 'cause the B-B-C play it so (oh no) sleep. Sleep if u can't stay awake, better toss that coffee, gotta watch Buffy, yeah. We're having a celebration. Love to stay on, and better believe when it's time to find. I'm down for my crime after crime. Time to guess the big bad, 'cause fans putting bets on it's Will. If it turns to be Xand, you know it's the first of the season and it's not for real.
Wake up, and I see my sister was already dressed. She said, "I'm gonna go and shop for clothes. Watch and make sure nobody snatches my script." Sis that's the mail man. Sort through the mail, and put it up in-a me pocket. Then I'm hitting what was Sunnydale High, to save on the set budget. There ain't no bucket, rip that heater, go into the car, go to Giles, ready to research them up for Buffy, and then it attacks. Man, he's wrong by miles. Slayer, slayer, helper, helper. Sunnydale got much to offer, where it be UC University or off to the Bronze, (Bronze?) For Herf Herder! So get a stake and cross and holy water, oh. Most my friends they got the same, and we gonna team it on up to slay it. Buffy says that Dawnie can't go. Been known to hurt, so leave her alone. Leave me in the Magic Box and attacked by vampires. Running down an alley, try to get away, always at danger from sundown. Season runs from October to May and I'm loving the first of the season.
It's the first of the season; gotta find, gotta get mine in LA that I claim, and I slay them vamps til there dust. There's a new cast member, who's it gonna be? And it's not the Host. Guess who? Try to crossover on my show. Buffy yous a goner. Network Bosses don't like that. And fighting them lawyers, making their money, come back Lilah, hit "SMACK! SMACK!". From the first to the twenty-first, viewers see plenty me, and the arc plot, finale come up. Wolfram and Hart aren't good. When I get there finally gonna beat them up. Go to Hyperion, count my crimes and add it to the stash. Gotta watch my back see, enimies out to kill me, FOOL! But never no dogs or goodies, slaying keeping those Lawyers off me see. See, gotta save the whole world, stake a couple vamps, goodies kill a lot of demons on the first.
Waking up. Feeling buzzed off early in the morning, stretching i'm yawning. I thought of plot-line, gotta write it down, 'cause then I can't work with my crew. But's it's the first so I'm putting my straight face on. Hop on the phone, calling up Sarah, yeah, "Wanna know if you new Buff script come?"
[SARAH: "It kills me off..."]
"I'm a hop on the bus with Dave"
[SARAH: "Yeah lets go act!"]
And I'm coming with plot after plot of show, Sarah, Dave, just let me down. Oh god, how I love when the first come around, now, me writin' the one liners. Yell 'ACTION', you 'cause you see, the first get celebrated. Rushing through the scene 'cause I wanna get finished. And I wanna be emmy nominated. We heavy off into this scene. True to the first, just call the exe-produce, the one-liners and scenes, the Spike's and the Cordy's, the first be the ep for the main run. Slaying that demon, fool! Plus I'm working late tonight. And those suits be lovin' them shows as I have surprises in store. Come, come up with the ends. I gotta go on the first, gotta vamp up that Spike. Your watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Angel show, on the first...