Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "There's Another Dead Bean (on the metro Trains)"

Original Song Title:

"There's Another Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Bob Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"There's Another Dead Bean (on the metro Trains)"

Parody Written by:

RabidLeroy

The Lyrics

Anyone who's been to Melbourne during the height of the Dumb Ways to Die campaign the infamously dead bean characters being everywhere in the station (the campaign is still very alive today), you'll understand this very well.
I've found a dead bean,
I've found a dead bean,
on the Melbourne Metro there,
Numpty and Dippy and all the little dummies
plastered everywhere,
Limbs dismembered, blood has spurted,
Though the commuters don't mind,
Their cute little faces on the platform walls,
Found on every Melbourne train ride

There's another dead bean,
There's another dead bean,
in Flinders Street Station there,
One with the toaster and one with the antlers,
Three without their heads,
Fat ones, skinny ones, egg ones, bean ones,
Each with adorable eyes,
Load up your phone, take a selfie home,
for another Melbourne train ride.

Saw a few dead beans,
Saw a few dead beans,
Gave them a hug and a smile,
High school age commuters give them group hugs,
queues running up for miles,
Now they know we love cute dead things
telling us to do things right,
Cause three were hurt being nuts around trains,
what a terrible, painful sight.

There's another dead bean,
There's another dead bean,
in the commuter paper there,
Everyday I flick through the newsprint pages
to see their cutie faces again,
Split ones, stuck ones, holiday adverts,
It's a collectible sight,
It brings me a smile to see those little dead beans
one every Melbourne train ride.
Remember, Dumb Ways to Die - (c) Melbourne Metro Trains. I have no affiliations, I only commute.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/bobrivers0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 610