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Song Parodies -> "Half-Life!"
Original Song Title:
"Park Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blur
Parody Song Title:
"Half-Life!"
Parody Written by:
Alex Zander
The Lyrics
Gordon Freeman a physicist for the transport voygue of what is known as... (Half-Life!)
and morning meldown can be avoided if you take a route straight throught level 1 to 8 in... (Half-Life!)
Aliens got sneaky drop, they gets aggitated by the human employees - from medi centre of. (Half-Life!)
Whos that monster marching? we should cut off your lifeline, mate, get some exstermination! (Half-Life!)
Chorus:
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Transported through to Half-Life
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want, except when meltdown, when I get rudely wakened by the aliens. (Half-Life!)
I put on special suit, load a cuple of rounds, and I think about leaving the lab. (Half-Life!)
I freed the employees, I sometimes blow up monsters too.
It gives me a sense of sacrificing human-beings. (Half-Life!)
And then Im happy for the rest of the day,
Safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to laws of physchics.
Chorus:
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Teleported through to Half-Life
Half-Life - Half-Life!
Half-Life - Half-Life!
Its got nothing to do with your control alt delete, you now.
Half-Life - Half-Life!
And its not about you level hoppers who skip round after round after round...
Half-Life - Half-Life!
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Teleported through to Half-Life
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Teleported through to Half-Life
and morning meldown can be avoided if you take a route straight throught level 1 to 8 in... (Half-Life!)
Aliens got sneaky drop, they gets aggitated by the human employees - from medi centre of. (Half-Life!)
Whos that monster marching? we should cut off your lifeline, mate, get some exstermination! (Half-Life!)
Chorus:
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Transported through to Half-Life
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want, except when meltdown, when I get rudely wakened by the aliens. (Half-Life!)
I put on special suit, load a cuple of rounds, and I think about leaving the lab. (Half-Life!)
I freed the employees, I sometimes blow up monsters too.
It gives me a sense of sacrificing human-beings. (Half-Life!)
And then Im happy for the rest of the day,
Safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to laws of physchics.
Chorus:
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Teleported through to Half-Life
Half-Life - Half-Life!
Half-Life - Half-Life!
Its got nothing to do with your control alt delete, you now.
Half-Life - Half-Life!
And its not about you level hoppers who skip round after round after round...
Half-Life - Half-Life!
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Teleported through to Half-Life
All the Demons
So many Demonds
And they all came Teleporting
Teleported through to Half-Life
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DKTOS, but I like Half-Life
DKTOS, too - I've played Half-Life before, although it takes practice just to play the game - I've seen kids in the neighborhood computer shop who skillfully rain bullets at the PC...
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