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Song Parodies -> "The Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"The Reaper"

Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"The Teacher"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

40,000 comin' everyday - Hey, it's a male thing
All of those times have gone
Fear, yeah that's gone
Who now fears the Teacher
Their just viewed with distain

We're not gonna be like they are
So, don't fear your Teacher - baby just take my hand
Don't fear your Teacher - we're gonna fly
Don't fear your Teacher - and we didn't try
La, La, La, La, La
La, La, La, La, La

Now those times are done
Fear, it's all gone
Job's, are they a certainty??, Do we need Paternity??
40,000 comin' everyday
40,000 comin' everyday
There's more than 40,000 comin' everday

Love of two for one
Fear, but that's all gone
Came a night of Gladness
But it was clear that she couldn't gone on
Door was opened and she disappeared
Into the night she disappeared
How she did it was kind of weird
All I remember now, is what was playing on the radio
I said to her don't be afraid
But she was afraid

And she didn't care
She ran from me
I started to sigh
I wanted to pee
Hey this hand was dealt
Or so I felt
Or so I felt

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song title cop - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
TOS is called "Don't Fear The Reaper."

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