-> "More Than Able"
Original Song Title:
"Rouse the Devil"
Original Performer:
Bloodsport Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"More Than Able"
The Lyrics
HE is there and is always true
The Lord will NEVER abandon you
For you merit not a thing
And works? No points for “doing things!”
It’s all based on the Cross
The life HE lived, the blood HE lost
The Second Adam atoned for Thee
Upon another curs-ed tree
So when you’re saved, it’s eternal
Image of the Son, Father, paternal
Sealed by the Spirit until redemption
Joined to the Body for its perfection
Under Our Savior’s host protection*
Great Commission, soul redemption
So when you’re down and spirit crushed
KNOW the Lord loves you so much
And if your heart is hard as stone
The Lord will never leave you alone
For you were bought at a high price
Jesus became your sacrifice
He will NEVER leave you nor forsake you
For HE promises that HE will take you
To HIS KINGDOM that forever reigns
Gone will be the former things
Though you struggle through life’s tests
HE always knows what is best
Sins removed, no splatter like Ark mess**
As far as the East is from the West
HE will wipe away all tears
Gone will be sorrow, pain, and fears
So hold fast upon your faith
‘Cause time soon we’ll celebrate
When that trumpet at last sounds
We will be caught up to the clouds!!!
REJOICE!!!
For the End is near…
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