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Song Parodies -> "Three Little Curds"

Original Song Title:

"Three Little Words"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Three Little Curds"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

been a long time, hasn't it folks? I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, 2021 has been kicking my family's collective butts! while I won't go into details unless asked, I figured I could mope around being a sad sack, or I could get my butt in gear and (hopefully) make some people laugh! I opted for the latter. after all, laughter is the very best medicine, right? so, without further ado, I bring you the return of a missing author you... probably didn't even notice was missing...
OS: https://youtube.com/watch?v=TfvSVwvuy2U
am I hungry? for the thousandth time…
lately, I've been wanting pibb and pork rinds
I miss cream filling, but I'm losing weight
it kinda irks me what's on my plate
can't stand the thought of eatin' calzone
'cause it won't be there when I get home
I used to really love dinner time
but this diet broke my mind

Three Little Curds And I Whine
I Want To
I'd Love To
Get Beef Stew
Into This Gut Of Mine
Three Little Curds And I Whine

I'm goin' crazy, I just cannot stand
sprigs & cloves when I'm needing ham
I've never been this un-hungry for fish
are these edible plants, on my dish?
I've got to have me a dang-ding-dong
with teensy portions, I can't go on
I've gotta have something deep fried
no willpower, or pride

Three Little Curds And I Whine
I Want To
I'd Love To
Get Beef Stew
Into This Gut Of Mine
Three Little Curds And I Whine

I'm giving up, I need a calzone
make me real food, or I won't come home
I'll just find a burger joint to dine
now, before I lose my mind…

Three Little Curds And I Whine
I Want To
I'd Love To
Get Beef Stew
Into This Gut Of Mine
Three Little Curds And I Whine

I'd Love Stew
Tacos, Too
Pizza, Too
Kale Won't Do-ooo…
Oooh-oooh… (fade out)
thanks for reading! and hopefully, there's more in store!

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