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Song Parodies -> "Freaky Deaky 'Do"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Freaky Deaky 'Do"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Here is song Number 1 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "Achy Breaky Song" with "Lousy Haircut". Enjoy!!!
Chopped off all my curls and now my hair is swirled
Like you just stuck my head into the john
Can you please come mend this mess that's on my head?
Or grab a BICĀ® razor and shave it gone

I lost all my charm since women are alarmed
My scalp to them is worse than blood and gore
Go grab scissors to snip and don't give me no lip
Since all those constant screams I can't ignore

Please, Don't mock my 'do my freaky deaky 'do
My barber messed up every strand
He butchered my hairdo, My freaky deaky 'do
Worse than the Flock of Seagulls band!

Ewwwwww!!!

I just watched your ma pass out and drop her jaw
Your poor ol' dad was forced to down a keg
Give my fuzz a tight grip then proceed with a rip
Embarrassment is worse than that head pain

I'm hearin' Keith Flint tease and now I want to tweeze
Pluck every single follicle away
I'm hearin' desperate cries like "Kids! Shield your eyes!"
"That man right there has clearly gone insane!"

Please, Don't mock my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
You'll see my mug in each newsstand
Since did you know my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
Was so gross that it killed a man?!

Don't taunt my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
I'm forced to lurk through this wasteland
Until my hair has grew, I'll flaunt this freaky 'do
Should shove my head deep in the sand

Don't shun my do', My freaky deaky 'do
So sick of hearin' ceaseless laughs
The world mocks my 'do, My freaky deaky 'do
My face cannot be photographed

Ewwwwwwwww!!!




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Ann - October 21, 2020 - Report this comment
I was just thinking of this OS and Al's parody of it. doesn't seem like one of your best written parodies
Matthias - October 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Oh really? I thought that I did pretty well.
Jonathan - October 22, 2020 - Report this comment
^ I thought so, too! at least, it'll 'Do as far as I'm concerned. 5s
Peter Andersson - October 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Decisions about the do's and don'ts of dos get harder to do the older you do get and the less you do get to work with, already Shakespeare did ponder this dilemma about dos in his famous to do or not to do monologue, so that's old hat covered... [joke runs out of steam]... :-)

I have a WAY parody idea in the works myself somewhere, might give it a another look.

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