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Song Parodies -> "Lanky Skanky Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Achey Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Lanky Skanky Tart"

Parody Written by:

Nita Dunn

The Lyrics

This is an oldie written when Mylie was still on the Disney Channel. Its from the POV of her dad Billy Ray.
I have a little girl, I exploit her for the world.
I haven't had a hit since '92.
And she can barely sing, so I make her shake her thing.
And charge em' double since her boobies grew.
I don't see no harm , to make the men folk warm.
I got her shown' Disney rated tail.
The men are all agape at her adolescent shape.
Their thoughts can git em' 20 years in jail.

It don't break my heart.
I dress her like a tart.
Since she was a baby it's been planned.
That she would show a lot.
Like Paris says "Thats Hot!"
Each time she does it I get 90 Grand.

It's my business, it's my kid.
Hey, where's the highest bid.
We all know teenage sex sells for a fee.
And please don't call her Hannah.
She can deep throat this banana.
And when her Disney contracts up you'll see!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - July 06, 2015 - Report this comment
not the full song and a few more syllables here and there than are actually in the song so... 4's if this had been posted say 8 or 9 years ago I would've taken offense to it because I was a HUGE freakin' Billy Ray fan at the time but now I see it's true! I even find it hard to enjoy the original song these days knowing the kind of person Billy Ray really is! (that said I think I am one of the only people on God's green earth who likes the original!)
Patrick - July 07, 2015 - Report this comment
How prophetic!

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