Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Icky Sicky Chick"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Icky Sicky Chick"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Recent news story reports that kissing chickens is causing Salmonella. Health officials are concerned about poultry in homes ... Some people were reportedly "kissing or cuddling with" the birds, according to CDC investigators. ... These outbreaks Resulted in at least 517 illnesses, 93 hospitalizations...
You can squeeze your squirrel,
Pretend that it's a girl
Dress it in a skirt, do role plays
Or, you can hug your ape,
Get kinky with a grape
And hang out with your horse for days and days

You can goose your goose,
Or mess with your pet moose
Ride your potgut pig across the floor
And you can snug your cat,
Be cuddly with your rat,
But you can't kiss those chickens anymore..

No, don't lick that chick, that icky sicky chick
Just watch the news, you'll understand
That if you kiss your chick, you'll catch a germ to stick
Spread Salmonella 'cross the land

You can press your pooch,
Give your big snake a smooch
Or tease your Pekinese and make him beg
Neck with your giraffe,
And shower with your calf
Or let your little schnauzer hump your leg

Then have your Aunt Louise,
Can spray you for the fleas
Go back and get your pets and play and play
But be a little wise,
With chickens, gals and guys
Old Salmonella bug is loose, today

So, don't kiss that chick, that icky sicky chick
You'll activate your insur'nce plan
No, don't lip that bird, Stay Healthy is the word
Knock Salmonella on it's can..

No, don't peck that fowl,
Be firm like Simon Cowell
Hos-pital rooms aren't in demand
Do not french that chick,
It's beak'll make you sick
Buy KFC and lick your hand..

Just buy KFC and lick your hand..

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   4

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 815