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Song Parodies -> "Ode to Hanna Montana"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Ode to Hanna Montana"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

First I renamed Lindsay Lohan to Lindsay Lowlife, then I renamed Amanda Bynes to Amanda Bye Bynes and now I have just renamed Miley Cyrus to Miley Circus. I knew that that was eventually going to come the minute that Cyrus made her short blonde hair do look a lot like P!nk's. I knew that eventually she was going to become a bad influence on kids. (Especially Little Girls) Cyrus either now looks like a P!nk version of Hanna Montana or a Disney version of P!nk. Either way, it stinks and I'm certain that even P!nk herself is feeling the exact same way that I'm feeling. Disgusted and embarrassed. I bet everyone else feels the same way. We oughta blame it all on her Dad for letting Miley ever create Hanna Montana in the first place. The minute that I fist heard of that show, for some strange reason, I knew that sooner or later that there was going to be something sinister and unpleasant about that girl. I have no patience for teen actresses working for Mickey Mouse because I know that eventually, they'll be bad influences for young girls. Just because people are working for a famous mouse, doesn't mean that they're good influences for young children. Parents are always complaining about cartoon violence from other companies. How come they never complain about the cartoon violence from Disney? Donald Duck attacking his nephews with a pitch fork and a sword stabbed in a dragon's chest even if the beast is evil? Oh yeah. That's definitely sweet and family friendly. Seriously. This Achy Breaky Heart Parody is dedicated to Miley Cyrus' performance at The VMA Awards when she performed with Robin Thicke that made herself look like an ass in front of millions of people. Not to mention giving Achy Breaky Hearts to her little girl fans. What kind of human would do something like that to young children? If this is how she originally wanted to be, then she should've waited until she was 18 years old to go work for Hugh Hefner and Playboy. Had she done that instead, maybe I could've enjoyed Miley Cyrus' Playboy performance without knowing that she's a bad influence on children. I also could've pretended that she was either bisexual or a lesbian if only she didn't do Hanna Montana in the first place. I know someone who was once a big fan of Hanna Montana and because of her sleazy performance, my friend doesn't even like her anymore. Disney the happiest place on Earth? Happiest place my ass. That's why I'm going to write this parody to help cheer up HM fans if I can and I hope that this works. I'm also renaming Taylor Swift to Taylor Swiss Cheese, but I haven't got to making fun of one of her songs yet. However, here's a snippet of it. I Am Never Ever Ever Going To Buy Your CD's. All you write is break ups. Never make ups. Come on wake ups. That's all that I can think of for now. Until then, enjoy this delightful parody of Achy Breaky Heart called Ode to Hanna Montana.
Don't watch her show. Her Achy Breaky Show. People should be angry at Billy Ray. Cause if you watch her show. Her Achy Breaky Show. His daughter will make your blue skies turn gray.

Miley's a nut. A crazy insane nut. Miley's short blonde do makes her look like P!nk. Nobody trust that nut. That crazy insane nut. Her song with Robin Thicke really does stink.

Miley's a pig. An Achy Breaky Pig. Her Dad shouldn't let her work with a mouse. Don't ever trust that pig. That Achy Breaky Pig. Don't let her go anywhere near your house.

Shame on Billy. We oughta blame Billy. Because of him, his daughter's a disgrace. Her Dad's an awful cad. A really awful cad. I don't think he should even show his face.

Her show is such a flop. An Achy Breaky Flop. And that goes for the rest that's on Disney. Each one is just a flop. An Achy Breaky Flop. All of those Disney Stars are just sleazy.

The Cyrus' are bad. They're very, very bad. They oughta move in with The Lohan Clan. All of their fans are mad. They're very, very mad. That Billy Ray is no longer a Man.

She broke all her fans hearts. Their Achy Breaky Hearts. Their parents are feeling their children's pain. Miley has a black heart. An Achy Breaky Heart. I think her show should go right down the drain.

My song's almost done. It's nearly, nearly done. I think I'm gonna take a good long rest. And now my song is done. It's really, really done. I hope that everyone thinks it's the best.

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Jonathan - September 03, 2013 - Report this comment
while I'm no Miley fan and Billy Ray has officially lost any shred of respect I ever had for him by condoning her behaviour I must say I don't completely agree with your views either a big reason I like the Disney films of old is because they are dark (the dragon stabbing etc.) if they are really too much for you then I guess the lollipops and rainbows cookie-cutter children's entertainment we have today suits you fine! other than that you just parodied the chorus over and over again where are the verses? now of course that's not to say I COMPLETELY disliked this I do agree that Billy Ray needs to take some responsibility but instead every time his daughter acts like this "the twerking or the 2008 pole-dancing" he defends it! maybe she's making him hard who knows? he is from kentucky...
Callmelennie - September 03, 2013 - Report this comment
What Billy Ray said to Miley right after the VMA show .... Don't twerk your junk; your ranky, skanky junk ... The Disney folks won't understand ... And if you twerk your junk; your ranky, skanky junk ... Just might blow up the Cyrus brand

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