Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Map And Backpack Songs"

Original Song Title:

"Achu Breaky Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Map And Backpack Songs"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

You Can Torture Me,
With The Brady Bunch Theme,
You Can Play The Theme From The Dick Van Dyke Show,
You Can Play Some Schlock,
Like A Game Show Theme Song Block,
Or Any Instrumental Song You Know,
Theme From Miami Vice,
You Can Play It Twice,
And You Can Play Any Ventures Songs,
But Music Composers Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Just Can't Take No More Of The Map And Backpack Songs,

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
Those Most Annoying Songs I Know,
And If You Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
I Just Might Move To Colorado, Ooh

(Instrumental Break)

You Can Clear The Room,
By Playing The Theme From Name That Tune,
And You Can Play Those Ventures Records Till Dawn,
Or I Can Even Hear Slim Whitman Or Zamfir,
Don't Mind An Instrumental Marathon,
Play Some Kenny G,
On Cassette Or CD,
Or Scrape Your Fingernails Across The Board,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Ship Me To Zaire,
But Please Don' Play Those Stupid Songs No More,

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
You Know I Hate Those Songs A Bunch,
And If You Play Those Songs,
Those Nauseating Songs,
It Just Might Make Me Lose My Lunch

(Instrumental Break)

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
I Think They're Driving Me Insane,
Please Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Irritating Songs,
I'd Rather Have A Quiet Lunch Up In Maine,

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
Those Most Annoying Songs I Know,
And If You Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
I Just Might Move To Colorado, Ooh Woo!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/billyraycyrus56.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1156