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Song Parodies -> "Akin’s Claim: Brain Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Akin’s Claim: Brain Fart"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

“I done told the world, can’t get pregnant a girl
Who’s been raped, no doubt ’cause of clothes she’d donned
She probably let him in, no problem she’ll begin
To shut it down so nothin’ in there’s spawned

“I caused some alarm, sounded like the funny farm
OK! So my choice of words was poor
Such sushing from the lips about my bonehead quips
Now party bosses don’t know me no more”.

He ain’t very smart, so Akin’s claim: brain fart
He says critics misunderstand
But they know he ain’t smart, and Akin’s claim: brain fart
Don’t sell well in sanity land


“All should become ma’s even if raped by pa’s
Besides, no one forced ’em to spread their legs
If she wears a short shift, result must be short shrift
Because women after men are God’s dregs

“So now I ask you, please, forgive me, like a sneeze
It came in an involuntary way
So please don’t criticize my poor choice of words guys
God forgave me, so why won’t you today”?

Ain’t ingrained with smarts, so Akin’s brain departs
Six terms?! That’s hard understand
Cuz Akin ain’t too smart, can’t make dim bane depart
His bosses who now want him banned


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Brock O'Brahma - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. 555. "Because women after men are God’s dregs", that line got me to thinking...if Akin's views regarding women and biology were any worse, I'd swear he was a follower of Islam.
Wendy Christopher - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
If this the kind of stuff this guy is saying, then he deserves every parody that comes his way - especially when they're of this high quality. Thanks for bashing him with such finesse - a well-deserved 555.
Meriadoc - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Politicians must truly leave their brains on idle when they get in front of a microphone....
constitution guy - August 26, 2012 - Report this comment
liberals leave their brain on idle but rev up zero integrity in spades. akin made a real stupid comment. almost everyone agrees on this. he admitted that it was wrong choice of words. perhaps he should visit all 57 states and help odumba keep his campaign promice of getting us out of the war by aug 2010. still waiting for ANY liberal to admit he is a liar. wont happen. akin isn't ruining america: liberal voters enabling odumba is. how does rotten egg baked on your face for almost 4 years taste? see, the liberal problem isnt romney or akin, it's liberals and their odumbinator

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