You Can Satisfy Me,
With Donny And Marie,
You Can Play Some Beach Boys,
And Some Schlock,
And New Kids On The Block
And Fleetwood Mac And The Toys,
Play Vanilla Ice,
You Can Play Him Twice
Or Bee Gees And Village People Around 3 Or 4,
But, I'm Begging You Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
Please Don't Play Those Stupid Songs No More,

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
The Most Annoying Songs I Know,
If You Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
I Will Turn Off Nick Jr. Like So,

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You Can Play Spice Girls,
You Can Play Backstreet Boys,
You Can Play NSync Until Dawn,
Or Play 98º,
Or The Beatles Or The Monkees,
Don't Mind A Barry Manilow Marathon,
Play Some Heavy Metal,
Or Play Classic Rock,
And Write Names Of Pokemon On The Board,
Or Play Some Billy Joel,
Or Drive Me To The South Pole,
But Please Don't Play Those Stupid Songs No More,

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
You Know I Hate Those Songs A Bunch,
If You Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
It Will Make Me Want To Lose My Lunch,

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Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
You Know They Drive Me Insane,
Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Two Annoying Songs,
I'd Rather Have A Quiet Lunch At A Pizzeria In Maine,

Don't Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
The Most Annoying Songs I Know,
If You Play Those Songs,
Those Map And Backpack Songs,
I Will Turn Off Nick Jr. Like So!