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Song Parodies -> "Butter Custard Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Butter Custard Tart"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

This song is just silly. I wrote it in like half an hour. But I only read the lyrics, and did NOT listen to the song.
You can eat my cake, or eat my Cadbury Flake
You can scarf my cookies while I’m gone
Or you can call your friends, food supplies never end
Invite them to eat me from house and home

Or Barbecue my meat, when cooked, nice to eat
You can clean the griller of its fat
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
While at it, you can even eat the cat

But don't eat my tart, my butter custard tart
I cannot get my money back
And if you eat my tart, my butter custard tart
I might just have a heart attack

You can eat my socks, or gobble down my jocks
You can eat the neighbors’ concrete walls
Or take a holiday, don’t eat tyres on the way
And drink the water from Niagara Falls

Or have my DVD’s, do with them as you please
Don’t care if they’re for stomach or for eyes
Oh just listen to me, now I’m being silly
I know you want to eat my pies

Don’t eat my tart, my butter custard tart
I bought it especially for me
And if you eat my tart, my butter custard tart
You might not watch no more TV

Don’t eat my tart, my butter custard tart
What part did you not understand?
And if you eat my tart, my butter custard tart
I only hope you washed your hands

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
Now I’ve been going on too long
And if you eat my tart, my butter custard tart
I might repeat this stupid song

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I had to give you a demerit for that line about eating the cat. Otherwise, that's a funny message about good eating and your heart. You don't have to be a food Nazi - just have some common sense.
Phil Nelson - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Well written, much better than the original, and tasty!
TapiOkaPrincess - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, I lovvvvvve tapioca . . . MamaMia 1
Courtney - April 01, 2010 - Report this comment
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