there's your father out in the driveway
hammer in hand
he says


Father:
hey son wanna do a little bit of work?


ya pat him on the back and say

Kid:
not now jerk I'm A Busy Kid


your sister's out on the sidewalk
settin' up a lemonade stand
she says


Sister:
bwudew do you want to buy a gwass fwum me?


you say


Kid:
later pipsqueak can't you see I'm A Busy Kid?

gotta go have some fun
hit it hard and get it done
can't you see that baseball going far?
no responsibilities in that schedule that you keep
and when you say that time's a wastin' you don't know how right you are
Busy Kid


there's your mama in the bedroom cryin' sayin'


Mother:
I thought we had plans


you say


Kid:
mother GET OVER IT!!! I'll make it up
when the weekend slows down
and I'm not such a Busy Kid


gotta go have some fun
hit it hard and get it done
can't you see that baseball's going far?
(spoken by kid: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! (baseball hits him in the mouth and he accidently swallows it) (gag gag)


(spoken by baseball coach: what happened? where's the baseball?)


(spoken by kid: well let's just say this I got it! (belches))

no responsibilities in that schedule that you keep
and when you say that times a wastin'
you don't know how right you are Busy Kid


now your father just told you these 8 words


Father:
you had better get your butt to work!


your best friend comes to the front door


Kid's Best Friend Whom Is Also A Kid:
can you come out and play?


Kid:
nuh uh no way the weekend's their's
I have to brush my teeth and say my prayers
I'm A Busy Kid


Father:
come on let's go
no more fun!


Kid:
I'll take a break


Father:
(threateningly) I said NO MORE FUN!!!


Kid:
but daddy please I have worked so hard


too many responsibilities
in that schedule that you keep
and when you say you shoulda ZIPPED IT!
now ya know how right you are
Busy Kid
Busy Kid
Busy Kid