I^m telling you, ever since I turned two,
I've really tried hard to communicate.
While I'm sometimes more sweet, than any kid you'd meet,
Some days you're better off to stay away.

It comes from the heart, right when a new day starts
I try to run around naked all day.
I won^t ever stop and eat, I'm always on my feet,
But folks sometimes just won't do what I say.

Here comes a fit, I'm gonna throw a fit
I^ll tantrum 'bout most anything I see.
And when I throw a fit, you just cannot do spit,
except pray it gets better when I'm three.

Hey you can't sit there, my dolly's on that chair,
You cannot put one single toy away.
If the plan at bedtime's just slightly out of line
I^ll make your life mis'rable the next day.

Don't think I'll be fine, till ev'ry toy is mine,
The laws of physics really bug me, too.
Now maybe if you wait, we can negotiate,
But I'll just make you talk until you're blue.

Here comes a fit, I'm gonna throw a fit
I will not put up with you saying 'no'.
I will never go to bed, or let you shampoo my head.
No matter what what I want's gonna go.

Here comes a fit, I^m gonna throw a fit
I will say 'no' to anything you say.
And when I throw a fit, you just cannot do spit,
except pray by age three it goes away.

Here comes a fit, I'm gonna throw a fit
I^ll tantrum 'bout most anything I see.
And when I throw a fit, you just cannot do spit,
except pray it gets better when I'm three.