You can take a car
Drive there, from where you are
If you have the money for the gas
A Buick or a Ford
Without a running board
It's transportation chosen by the mass

Or, you can take a bus
No driving's left to us
That big grey dog will take you anyplace
Some have a double deck
They very seldom wreck,
And, if they do, you'll have a lawsuit case

But don't take a plane,
A Snaky Snaky Plane
Reptiles in the aisles is hard to grasp
Those coiled Snakes On A Plane,
Can drive you just insane
Who wants to share their seat with some big asp?

Now, you could take a cab
Would run up quite a tab,
Let Queen Latifah drive, cause fast, she is
The rattles, would be bumps,
No Cobras with the mumps,
Inside that taxi, you won't hear a hiss

Or you might take a train
Amtrak across the plain
Accommodations in an upper berth
No Pythons there will creep
No Boas while you sleep
So you can rest and dream for all your worth

But don't take a plane,
A Snaky Snaky Plane
Reptiles in the aisles is hard to grasp
Those coiled snakes on a plane
Can drive you just insane
Who wants to share their seat with some big asp?

Who wants to share their seat with some big asp?...