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Song Parodies -> "Big Bags Of Candy"

Original Song Title:

"River Of Dreams"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bags Of Candy"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

In The Middle Of The Night,
Sandy Goes Walking In The Street,
Going From House To House,
Getting Tons Of Treats,
From All Those Friendly Neighbors,
Filling Every 60 Ton Bag With Candy That Sandy Loves So Much,
Getting Lots Of Lollipops, Skittles, M&Ms And Such

In The Middle Of The Night,
Sandy Goes Walking In The Street,
To The Big Candy Store,
In The Great Big Mall,
Getting All Of Each That They Have ,
In Ultra Bulk,
Sandy Gets it All On The Truck,
And Rides Her Bike Home,
Sandy Can't Drive Because She's Only 12 Years Old,
She Wears Her Dress And She's Never Cold,
She Gets Big Bags Of Candy,
In The Middle Of The Night,

Sandy Hides All Her Candy In A Big Vault,
And Lock It All Up,
And She Gets More Candy,
And She Locks It All Up,

In The Middle Of The Night,
Sandy Goes Walking In The Street,
Going From House To House,
Getting Tons Of Treats,
From All Those Friendly Neighbors,
Filling Every 60 Ton Bag With Candy That Sandy Loves So Much,
Getting Lots Of Lollipops, Skittles, M&Ms And Such
In The Middle Of The Night

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Wendy Christopher - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Erik, I'm asking you this because I'm honestly, genuinely puzzled... why do you keep re-posting the same songs completely unchanged each time? You're never going to get high ratings on them that way - and over time, people are going to expect this all the time and stop looking at your stuff at all. You're not doing yourself any favours, to be honest. I'm not having a go at you, I'm just trying to work out what your reasoning is behind this approach, because I genuinely don't understand it.

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