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Song Parodies -> "All About Ho's"

Original Song Title:

"All About Soul"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"All About Ho's"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Revised
( Don Imus )
They plays b-ball at night, they hates my diss in malice
They gave me all their bitterness and takes away my job
Because I'm a stupid bum, though I shouldn't have been hired
I'll still enjoy being offensive until I meet a mob

It's all about ho's
It's all about a group of nappy headed ho's
It's all about ho's
'Cause all my insults are a pitiful weapon
I got myself screwed
'Cause all my jokes are getting out of control
They'll drive me away
Why did Corzine raced?
It's all about ho's

( Lastings Milledge )
They've traded me today for recording rap album
And they've tried to trade me away a billion times since that day
And I ask them how they think if I decide to smoke a bong
And they're peeved because it's something I enjoy doing today

It's all about ho's
It's all about a group of some bitches and ho's
Those bitches are low
The power of rap and the power of hip-hop
All life isn't fair
I'm gonna get high, I'm gonna get down
I gotta be rough, but that ain't so tough
It's all about ho's

Na na na na na na na
Oooooooooh
It's all about hoooooo's

Na na na na na na na
Oooooooooh
It's all about hoooooo's
Yes it is

Na na na na na na na
Oooooooooh
All about hoooooo's

( Billy Joel )
These idiots have wasted every trace of humanity
There are many who were fired, there are some who still employed
They just won't realize the fact that rap is not a music
And we do not have the time we need to clean up the mess

It's all about ho's
The song's about how we're not that far apart
It's all about ho's
What happened now will not happen tomorrow
You've got to be smart
Smart as the rock that Sigmund Freud snorted up
But that's only part, you know in your heart
It's all about ho's

Na na na na na na na
Oooooooooh
It's all about hoooooo's

( repeat until fades )
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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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Anonymous person - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Why so many 1's?! Was this one really that badly paced?
Max Power - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
That voter never left a comment either, makes you wonder...
Eac Zeffron - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
It appears that THREE voters left triple ones, but no comments. As for me, I don't know this song, so no vote here. You're right, it would make *all* of us wonder, lol.

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