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Song Parodies -> "Jesus, I Want Your Seeds"

Original Song Title:

"Baby I Love Your Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Big Mountain

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus, I Want Your Seeds"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

There is a religious cult called The Family International (formerly known as the Children of God) who take the idea of a “personal relationship” with Jesus and put a very…risqué spin on it. As in, they actually imagine Jesus making love to them and engage in “pillow talk” with him. Even male members of the group do this (albeit while imagining themselves as women). It’s really weird and a little creepy, and it’s the kind of thing that could only have originated in the 60s (which in fact, it did). They use terms like “golden seeds” to mean inspiration from God, and “sucking in the spirit” to mean praying for guidance, and the double entendre is entirely intentional on their part.
Ooh Jesus, I want your seeds, all I need
Ooh Jesus, I want your seeds, all I need

Sucking in the spirit, fill me now
I’m all naked, my soul is bare
Won’t you come to me and show me how
Anywhere that you want to
And I’m hot for you,
Cause your word is so true

Ooh Jesus, I want your seeds, all I need
I wanna tell you I love your seeds, yes indeed
With my mouth I’ll confess your creed

You’re my husband and my lover too
None can love me like you do
The people at my old church just don’t know, know know
Just how far your love can go
And I moan for you,
Cause your word is so true

Ooh Jesus, I want your seeds, all I need
I wanna tell you I love your seeds, yes indeed
With my mouth I’ll confess your creed

Please don’t stop ‘cause I can’t get enough
Oh, your love is the best stuff
Kiss me and caress me all night long
I’m your bride, so it’s not wrong
And I scream for you,
Cause your word is so true

Ooh Jesus, I want your seeds, all I need
(Ooh Jesus how I want your golden seeds)
I wanna tell you I love your seeds, yes indeed
With my mouth I’ll confess your creed

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Consternation - November 15, 2021 - Report this comment
That would be the very same cult in which River and Joaquin Phoenix's parents were involved; and which is the basis for their family name (which they chose for themselves after they escaped the cult because they considered their family "reborn" from the ashes of its previous existence just like a phoenix).

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