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Song Parodies -> "Baby, I Poo Everyday (Real Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, I Love Your Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Big Mountain

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, I Poo Everyday (Real Version)"

Parody Written by:

Maximus Buttcrack

The Lyrics

Leaked by my evil twin Maximus Buttcracj. However, he posted only half of the lyrics, he’s a bit dumb.
Lyrics
Ooo, baby, I poo everyday, everyday
Ooo, baby, I poo everyday, everyday

Feelings grow so big in my butt
And they’re suddenly get tighter and worse
Won’t stop until I go
To the loo in my city block
Well, don't hesitate
'Cause my poo can’t wait
Ooo, baby, I poo everyday, everyday
Wanna tell you I poo everyday, everyday
I have to poo night and day

The poo appears to be large and chunky or watery thin
With the help of some pushing
I wonder how they have the power to come out
I can see them under my butt
And I don’t hesitate
'Cause my poo can’t wait

Ooo, baby, I poo everyday, everyday
Wanna tell you I poo that way, everyday
I poo at night and day, night and day

I can feel it come out, a really stiff feeling
Sometimes it’s spiky and hurty
Other times it’s as thick as the sun
I wish I didn’t have to poo again
At least it’s not Constipation
‘But my poo can’t wait, just can’t wait


Ooo,

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Joseph Little - May 04, 2020 - Report this comment
glad you finished it dude, I always saw big mountain as a wannabe UB40, I remember being in the 2nd grade hearing this song all the time; you did it some justice

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