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Song Parodies -> "You & Me & Old Rudolph Makes Three"

Original Song Title:

"You & Me & The Bottle Makes Three"

Original Performer:

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Parody Song Title:

"You & Me & Old Rudolph Makes Three"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

If you don't know this song or band, check them out! This magnificent group is perhaps the finest swing revival rock/jazz band ever. This song in its original form is a mainstay of my karaoke repertoire, and I even play the instrumental parts on my trombone. It's only natural, therefore, that I have a holiday version for seasonal use. ;D

(Instrumental chorus for intro)

Hey Santa! I know where you're goin'.
Now 's the time to start your ho-ho-hoin'.
(Hey Ribber! Where you gonna be?)
I'm putting those presents under that Christmas tree.
I can hear that happy sound that's comin' from the roof:
The prancing and the pawing - of each little reindeer hoof!
So may your days be merry and bright.
It's you and me and old Rudolph makes three tonight!

(Instrumental break)

I know this guy named Claus.
He comes around because
His gig is bringing all that holiday cheer.
I say "Hey Claus move it over!
I'm sitting by your side!
I'm comin' with you on your magic ride!"
Santa's toys are made by Elves so there's no need to dread.
Unlike toys from Wal-Mart shelves - they don't have Chinese lead!
May all your Christmases be white!
It's you and me and old Rudolph makes three tonight!

(Full chorus instrumental. I usually play snippets of carols in the solo)

Hey Santa! It just started snowin'.
Now's the time to get those reindeer goin'.
(Hey Ribber! Join me in a song!)
You might think that the words I sing are wrong!
Christmas Day I have to play - but you know that's old news.
You can keep the cookies - 'cause I just want to booze!
As he exclaimed ere we rode out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all and to all of you good night!"
It's you and me and old Rudolph makes three tonight!
It's you and me and Old Rudolph makes three...

(Drunken trombone playing)
(Spoken)Hey, Santa baby, have you been sipping my peppermint schnapps?
Way to go, Santa! You just ran over Grandma!

We wish you a Merry Christmas...and please bring the beer! ;D

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Peter Andersson - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Very cheerful! A threesome of fives for this threesome with Rudolph... no, wait... that didn't come out right, did it?
AFW - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Very Christmasy...Holiday spirited..
Below Average Dave - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
That was a cute parody OMR, fun idea to this particular song
LilCougarClaws - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
yes, Sir, I do know that Man names Claws ! !

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