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Song Parodies -> "The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (version1)"

Original Song Title:

"One Week"

Original Performer:

Bernaked Ladies

Parody Song Title:

"The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (version1)"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

this is about a show and this is all i know from episodes one through six hope you enjoy i have other versions of this this one is my scrap version its not the good one but i posted this one any way
its been one week since weve got to see
whining teens on abc family
5 days till i see the kids
who date, and have sex without telling the parents
stay watching in the living room
to see if her secret will be reviealed real soon

about her pregnancy
and i cant wait till parents bust amy juergens

at first now shes with ricky
and she wouldnt see
that he just wanted her for sex now
and now shes in a mess
and now shes with ben boykewich
he likes her so much he wants to marry young like a amish man
these teens all get real amerous
i hate adrian
cuz she acts like a sex hog
grace bowman is a christian
she fights adrian man i really hope they
kill each other soon
seeing ashley and amy fighting
everyday with there parents
and ashley has a very very bad behavior
and amys gonna go to the clinic though
and get a abortion yo
and might get dangerous
shell might have to sign a waiver


i think this show is kind of funny when i know its sad
im not the kind of teen to go out on a one night stand
the best thing to watch on the cable
the best show since they aired one tree hill
i had a tendancy to keep staring
when adrian went and ripped of her shirt

its been one week since i figured out
george juergens was having affiar with mrs lee
he lied to the family
he acts like peter griffin you see
its been three days till i get to see
amy tell her mom anne about the baby
and i can not wait to see
what will just happen to amy juergens

amy goes and heads off to the clinic
and grace pops in and starts b*tchin
now ben comes in turns the lights on
i keep on watchin
and i figure out she doesnt have a abortion
everybody is getting frantic
its like a bad clique
these teens never seem satisfied
they all are spreading rumours
all about amy
that the babys ricky underwoods
blows just like the chicago cubs
hes a really bad egg
bangs women left and right like hes kevin federline
amy gonna get with her mom
anne tells her the secret when she was pregnant
and it all turns out funny

(bridge repeat)

it will be one week since the 7th episode
dont want to watch laguna beach or the simpsons
cant wait till i get the news and see
i really hope that ricky underwood gets nueterd
hope he gets knocked out too
we all know he the one to blame but what could we do
the secret is out you see

and just love to watch that cool amy jeurgens(3)
next she can help me loose my virginity

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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 4   1
 5   10

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fkjfjkfk - September 28, 2008 - Report this comment
you're very repetitive with the word now, you spelled revealed wrong, it should be an Amish, it should be their parents, it's an abortion, it's she might, it's an affair, it's three days till i get to see Amy tell her mom, Anne, about the baby, it's an before a word that starts with a vowel always; i hope you can tell that i think this song is stupid and i hate it. luv, anonymous
white trash - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
like i said rough version i dont care waht you say im sure the song hates you to
da vinci girl - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
i love the show
butthead - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
all u buttheads who thinks this song is awesome you r a as whole so git the **** out of here
white trash - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks da vinci girl i like it too and butthead that was the most incoherrant thing ive heard in a while congratulations your now ignorant in 2 fluent languages
Anonymous - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Doesn't meet the original pacing too well and the lyrics don't flow that good either.
white trash - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
the parodys supposed to be like that sometimes artist do that not that you would know ;)

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