Well my girlfriend left this morning
Said, “You won’t amount in life!”
And I thought, “Yeah, I’ll show her and do something!”
I packed my bags and grabbed a flight
To somewhere better
Where I could be my own man
Saw the tent, I just became a carny!
Left my town, said “I’ll do this instead!”

Grew a moustache and a mullet
And I work hard everyday
Cleaning up after the horses
Now I run “Guess Your Weight”
And in June, got a promotion
Now I run the ring-toss game
I grabbed another deep fried apple pie
Said, “Man, isn’t this great? Ah....”

I will show my ex one day
I will be the best one day

Oh, there’s the bearded lady
Oh, think that she wants to date me
Woah, heard she swallows swords easily!

Ah, yeah!

One day, work the roller coaster
Next, I’m dunked into the water
I say to the customers-
“It’s not rigged! Hit the milk bottles!”
My co-workers all respect me
And my ex just tried to text me
But I’m really rather busy
With the siamese twins, ‘top the ferris wheel

It’s the place where I’m meant to be
With my new side show family
I could stay here now everyday

I’m world renowned, THE carny…